Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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Can someone plz teach me how to flirt 😭
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Me driving home from work after Captain America used my door as a shield https://t.co/8yKdSU5hhN
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Y’all… I just got chased back inside by a gang of ducks.
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She said LEAVE, GET OUT!
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Hot Girl Summer fading meekly into Fall of Civilization
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Just me and my debit card against the world
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i definitely remember being ashamed of writing this joke lolol https://t.co/TD36SctASU
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me when my period 7 mins late
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me trying to vent: idk like it’s just idk dude idk
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Good evening, Clarice.
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When rent is due but you heard the landlord died in a Joker explosion https://t.co/fdYf1SwaAG
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my landlord painted over a fucking roach
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I can’t have a child because it will take away from time I could be on my phone
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acab includes lifeguards. i'll run as fast as i want at the pool.
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that’s interesting? I emailed you 30 seconds ago, where is your response
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how dare you log online to insult a mother, where are your morals isabella! https://t.co/vl0EgnCw6F