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    18 Tweets I Died At This Weekend

    "Hot people check their email at the bar."

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    1.

    y’all ever laughed during a test because you ain’t know what was going on 😭

    Twitter: @httptrashzy

    2.

    Wild how there’s a whole genre of movie that is basically “This MAN 😂😂 is taking care of CHILDREN 🤣🤣”

    Twitter: @BlastZonePod

    3.

    Hot people check their email at the bar

    Twitter: @brookemiccio

    4.

    Who tf declines calls and text“wassup?”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Me

    Twitter: @cherryyxbaby

    5.

    I still think about this line from Parasite

    Twitter: @manny_oe

    6.

    lil nas x explaining what the industry baby video will be like to jack harlow

    Twitter: @aislinnn__

    7.

    if i flirted wit u in 2020 it don’t count I thought we was finna DlE

    Twitter: @beebinc

    8.

    Twitter: @_dniq_

    9.

    Her everyday || When she uploads a picture

    Twitter: @brian2grimey

    10.

    Every class has this guy who risks his future just to make us laugh.

    Twitter: @mister_ade5

    11.

    Kids today be like “you ugly asf” then do a cartwheel

    Twitter: @Nbailey16

    12.

    me, taking a week to wash, dry, and fold two loads of laundry 😂

    Twitter: @ollliiivvve

    13.

    could really use another $1400 from the govt rn...no need to shut down the country and all that like it can be a chill lowkey thing

    Twitter: @bocxtop

    14.

    Twitter: @Uosipaw

    15.

    I can tell you what happened here 🤣🤣

    Twitter: @shimboi

    16.

    If you have a cat, does it think you are its mom, its friend, or the government?

    Twitter: @AlisonLeiby

    17.

    No one hated twilight the way Robert Pattinson hated twilight

    Twitter: @JAjueny

    18.

    u get like 8 days in your life total where every part of your body feels like fine

    Twitter: @chunkbardey

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