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    I've Compiled The Best, Most Hilarious Tweets Of The Weekend, So You Don't Have To Look For Them

    Not "saving" a sandwich on Instagram...

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    1.

    i hate LA so much this white girl spilled her entire drink on me last night and when i confronted her she said “you’re so brave. i’m listening and learning”

    Twitter: @daddyluver69

    2.

    Why does my Bulbasaur charger look like it’s eating some Psydussy 😭😭😭

    Twitter: @jotodile

    3.

    my ex said “you never gon find somebody like me” mf that’s the plan

    Twitter: @briantheruller

    4.

    got high last night and screen shotted a sandwich to “remember it”

    Twitter: @realDANYANG / Via @goldbelly / Instagram: @goldbelly

    5.

    i’m at the lidl i’m at the 11th century archaeological dig site i’m at the combination lidl / 11th century archaeological dig site

    Twitter: @mollygos

    6.

    Twitter: @aerachgobragh

    7.

    this is why you don't listen to Mariah Carey on shuffle

    Twitter: @rojamdane Kapamilya / youtube.com

    8.

    one time i made a guy a playlist and he was texting me the whole time telling me how much he loved it and what great music taste i had and then i looked on his alt twitter and he was making fun of all the songs LMAO

    Twitter: @tillamundo

    9.

    being new at a job feels like being a new character on season 5 of a show

    Twitter: @CodeineFridge

    10.

    Creased at how pleased this pasta brand are with themselves for getting rid of the little window where you can look at the pasta

    Twitter: @seanbgoneill

    11.

    Hollywood be like: "How did Old MacDonald get that farm anyway?" Coming soon, YOUNG MACDONALD

    Twitter: @SamStefanak

    12.

    Twitter: @fayemikah

    13.

    Twitter: @musicstruggles1 / Via @jackharlow / Instagram: @jackharlow

    14.

    i believe in annoyed at first sight

    Twitter: @cxrtezwrld

    15.

    I'm actually the president of the company.

    Twitter: @TranslatedCats

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