Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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i hate LA so much this white girl spilled her entire drink on me last night and when i confronted her she said “you’re so brave. i’m listening and learning”
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Why does my Bulbasaur charger look like it’s eating some Psydussy 😭😭😭
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my ex said “you never gon find somebody like me” mf that’s the plan
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got high last night and screen shotted a sandwich to “remember it”
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i’m at the lidl i’m at the 11th century archaeological dig site i’m at the combination lidl / 11th century archaeological dig site
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Well shit he got me there 😭😭
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this is why you don't listen to Mariah Carey on shuffle
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one time i made a guy a playlist and he was texting me the whole time telling me how much he loved it and what great music taste i had and then i looked on his alt twitter and he was making fun of all the songs LMAO
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being new at a job feels like being a new character on season 5 of a show
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Creased at how pleased this pasta brand are with themselves for getting rid of the little window where you can look at the pasta
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Hollywood be like: "How did Old MacDonald get that farm anyway?" Coming soon, YOUNG MACDONALD
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is this gaslighting
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i believe in annoyed at first sight
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I'm actually the president of the company.