Buzz·Posted on Mar 3, 201927 Tweets That Sum Up Dating In 2019These speak to me.by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. beth mccoll @imteddybless me: men on dating apps: LOOKING FOR MY PARTNER IN CRIME. A DOWN TO EARTH GIRL. LETS SKIP THE SMALLTALK AND GO STRAIGHT TO A FIRST DATE. ALL BAR ONE. PLANNING MY NEXT TRIP TO SOUTH AMERICA. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. NANDOS. SIX PHOTOS OF ME TAKEN FROM BELOW. ARCTIC MONKEYS. 12:36 PM - 19 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. jaboukie @jaboukie millennial dating u: hey wyd wednesday them: working to survive. wyd saturday u: being tired from working to survive then laundry them: nice 08:27 PM - 01 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Alyssa DiVincenzo @alyssadivinc Me: why am I single Me: declines every date, takes 3-5 business days to answer text, shows no emotion, can't parallel park 06:16 PM - 08 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. KG @KadenG_55 This is me on the first date knowing they’re going to ruin my life, but I’m lowkey into that 10:07 PM - 17 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. IG @ itssdarwinn @itssdarwinn *opened 6 mins ago* Me: https://t.co/vpXrGEtNUP 01:05 AM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Frank lotion @702Austin pls don’t flirt w me, i’m not tryna cheat on my crush who don’t like me 12:40 AM - 02 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Michaela Okland @MichaelaOkla Why doesn’t anybody love me the way people on Catfish love strangers who won’t video chat 11:09 PM - 11 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 😴 @bossassbutera me trying to explain exclusivity to the guys i’m talking to 03:05 PM - 24 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Jared Freid @jtrain56 I just swiped right on so many girls without getting a match that I looked around to see if I was on a subway without service. 05:44 PM - 16 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. popular slut @kindslut me when the 3 guys i’m talking to wants to see me on the same day 06:29 AM - 22 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. JOAN OF ART @umcornell me talking to my friends about every guy i’ve ever talked to 05:32 PM - 15 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. aidan alexander @aidan me: i need to show them they can’t keep putting no effort in. they hurt my feelings and now i’ll be distant crush: hi me: hey 💖💘💕💘💖💗💗💓💓💖💘💕💘💖💗💗💞💞💓💗💕💝💝💞💞💓💗💖💘💖💓💞 05:03 PM - 07 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jay Nedaj @JayNedaj Me on the Valentines Day pretending to be shocked at the flowers,roses & chocolate outside my door that i put there 09:30 PM - 05 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Bryan Silva GRATATA🦁 @OutterSpaceSWAG according to my calculations ━━━━━ ━━ ┃ im totally ┃ ┃ unlovable ┃ ┃ ┃ └━━━━━━ ┘ 7 ┃ 8┃ 9┃ / ┃ ━┛━┛━. |━ ┛ 4 ┃5 ┃6 ┃ + ┃ ━┛━┛━┛━ ┛ 1 ┃ 2 ┃ 3 ┃ = ┃ ━┛━┛━┛━ ┛ 12:17 AM - 06 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Syd Robinson @sydrobinson_ me when a guy won’t commit to me after 2 dates #TheBachelor 01:39 AM - 05 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. punk @nueports me watching someone post on their story without texting me back 03:44 PM - 21 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ⋆ 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿 ˚✰ @tristehomo cute guy: *looks at me for more than 2 seconds* me: 05:45 AM - 10 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. touc @aspiringtoucan i don’t get how u cheat on a significant other. like how do you get 2 different ppl to like u. how 02:53 PM - 02 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Crystal 🌻 @25Average_ There’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? TRASH. There is a lot of trash in the sea. 07:11 PM - 12 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. ryki @ryankii Day 329 without sex: I went to Starbucks just so I could hear somebody scream my name 07:13 PM - 14 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad If you’re on a first date and make the other person laugh, I think a good thing to ask right after that is “Do you like me?” 03:23 AM - 28 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. gracie hoos @cottoncandaddy "hey I saw you on tinder but we didn't match so I found your instagram you're so beautiful you don't need to wear all that makeup ahah I bet you get a lot of creepy dm's but I'm not like all those other guys message me back beautiful btw whats your snap" 01:15 AM - 06 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Slimè @THEMYSTICS13 *gets ghosted* Me: thank you for the 15-day free trial 12:57 AM - 11 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. alexa @playnikes things u have to ask a white guy on a first date (1) have u punched a hole in a wall (2) have u ever killed an animal just for fun 11:21 PM - 22 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. cory @_coryrichardson [first date] her: i like nice guys me: [remembers girls like bad boys] shut the fuck up 08:37 PM - 22 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. ali lafond @alafonda To be clear 1 time a tinder guy was coming over n I didn’t have time to fully clean my apt so when he came I told him that I had recently been robbed 01:54 AM - 23 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. A.Jay @A_JAYOFFICIAL The best part of a relationship is the very beginning when you haven't met yet and your still single 01:39 AM - 19 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite