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college is cool because people can cry or sleep anywhere and everyone completely understands the situation
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Roommate: don’t you have a class right now? Me: yeah why https://t.co/oB56pwwtKo
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professors: don’t be afraid to ask questions me: *asks a question* professors: you fucking idiot
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I skip test questions like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them
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me looking at my professor when people start zipping backpacks a few mins before class ends bc i want them to know i’m still listening https://t.co/lKoq2rbp04
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Ever since college, that spongebob episode where he has to write an essay and ends up burning his house down to escape it is too relatable
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guys rlly join a frat and forget they’re ugly
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me: doesn’t understand a concept professor that has studied the subject for 32 years:
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Me after failing a second exam in a class https://t.co/t4d6FQoa8g
10.
Sunday’s are for starting your homework due at 11:59 at 10pm and seeing how absolutely stressed you can make yourself
11.
Oh that’s your girl? Then why did she just respond to my discussion post on a Sunday night and tell me she agreed with what I said and it was “very interesting” lmaoooo
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Teacher: “I’m not gonna say names, but one person got a 52” Classmate: “Maaan, who the fuck got a 52?!?!” *class laughs* Me, hiding my paper with a 52: https://t.co/kt1pZFy2uh
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do i rlly need this degree if the earth is dying
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When your drowning in homework but you decide to go out w/ your friends instead https://t.co/AOtqJrggra
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College is so weird like the future leaders, teachers and doctors for our country are slamming beer cans against their heads and blacking out on Mondays
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College students when we get free food and a T-shirt https://t.co/LWQczHdzcD
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College is a bunch of “wya” lmao all day everyday
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Mom: “Are you learning anything in college ?” Me:
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went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter
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high school graduation: no phones, no talking, no shenanigans or the school keeps your diploma college graduation: rolling in with coffee still hungover/still drunk while snapchatting yourself walking down the aisle and dabbing after receiving your diploma
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me driving on campus: if u don’t move I will hit u omg me walking on campus: what r they gonna do lol hit me