1. This lobster roll fail:
This is why we can’t have nice things. I was trying to take a picture of the lobster roll I ordered in Maine and well, this happened 😂🤦🏻♀️
2. This "put it in rice" fail:
Guys. Let me tell you what my manager did today. A grown woman, on 6 figure salary. Poured a cup of tea on her work laptop and the keyboard stopped working. I told her to put it in rice. So she went to M&S Please look at this
3. This cute AF photo-shoot fail:
So i was tryna give my hamster a photoshoot and his food fell out of his cheeks ...
4. This mother's advice fail:
An actual text my mother just sent me
5. This rare File > Save fail:
well that's a first
6. This ensemble fail:
brought my bike to a screeching halt to take this
7. This guy got attacked by a swan:
My friend got attacked by a swan. Twitter, plz do ur thang.
8. This personalized ad fail:
did wish just try to sell me fingers?
9. This server fail:
When I think I send a great tweet but it has a typo
10. And this woman who got caught using fake money:
she got caught using counterfeit money pls help me lzhzzkzhslsgz
11. This balloon explosive fail:
no one: dumb people:
12. And lastly, this whole situation is a fail in itself:
I found a phone by the pool earlier and texted the person who kept texting to let them know I’d found the phone and now TWO people are saying it’s their boyfriend’s and he’s saying don’t give it to one of them but she might lie so fuck this shit I just called his mom now he’s mad