Buzz·Posted on Jan 13, 202018 Funny Tweets From This Week"Be honest, babe, did he do timed multiplication tests faster than me?"by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Kent Roth 🐅 @KentenRoth I consider page 2 of google results the dark web. 08:45 PM - 09 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. syd the kid @sydneyywhitson my coworker called in (yet again) and said she had a nail on her tire that caused her to have a flat. i need everyone to stop what they’re doing and ZOOM IN TO THE NAIL IN THE PICTURE SHE SENT MY BOSS 04:25 PM - 08 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. AJ MARROQUIN @ajdeluxe_ Dam i need me a freak like grandpa joe 🤭😳😏 11:33 PM - 08 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Marcus Vance @MarcusCVance What's the biggest problem you have with your name? My biggest problem? Me: "Hi, I'm Marcus. Nice to meet you." Business people: "Hi, Marcus. Do you go by Mark?" Me: "No. If I did then don't you think I'd introduce myself as that?" 03:08 PM - 09 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. lai @CVNDYMA first time completing a puzzle... this shit is easyyyy 04:04 AM - 07 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. COLiN BURGESS @Colinoscopy 1 minute before the museum closes 07:10 PM - 08 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Currymuncher ➐ @Currymuncher00 Gmail when you sign in with an unauthorised device https://t.co/K5iELTquaR 08:10 PM - 11 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. pretty boy dad @notextzone mood 05:11 AM - 11 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. lizzie anya @lasagnabby hang it up flatscreen 05:45 PM - 10 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. jaz😈 @vlonejazlyn lol 08:17 PM - 08 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. AJ Terry @KingKoldd Me explaining to my kid that all their uncles and aunts are just my old friends who been loyal since day one https://t.co/I17NmlQ7Zm 12:10 AM - 09 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. PRETTY FLACKO @blaxknpowerful_ When you tell somebody you’re ticklish and they like “oooo let me see” https://t.co/Zr3RmkdsCT 11:11 AM - 09 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 👺 @kealey___ me pressing “accept cookies” knowing exactly nothing of what they are https://t.co/qsYgiUPYdb 06:36 AM - 08 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 🇱🇨 @Kinglrg_ Little kids tryna make sure you see them coughing 04:39 PM - 12 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Chase @chaselyons be honest babe did he do timed multiplications tests faster than me? 08:57 PM - 11 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 𝚊𝚗dr𝚎w ➤ @aandrewwz when I’m already up and one of my alarms goes off when I’m getting ready 01:41 AM - 13 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom just me or has this mf been 13 for ten years https://t.co/WgdfubiKza 03:05 AM - 09 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. rob @ghoulcabin just smoke one of these and forget about her bro 04:11 AM - 10 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite See previous weeks' #Tweets here.