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    18 Funny Tweets From This Week

    "Be honest, babe, did he do timed multiplication tests faster than me?"

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    I consider page 2 of google results the dark web.

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    my coworker called in (yet again) and said she had a nail on her tire that caused her to have a flat. i need everyone to stop what they’re doing and ZOOM IN TO THE NAIL IN THE PICTURE SHE SENT MY BOSS

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    Dam i need me a freak like grandpa joe 🤭😳😏

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    What's the biggest problem you have with your name? My biggest problem? Me: "Hi, I'm Marcus. Nice to meet you." Business people: "Hi, Marcus. Do you go by Mark?" Me: "No. If I did then don't you think I'd introduce myself as that?"

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    first time completing a puzzle... this shit is easyyyy

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    Gmail when you sign in with an unauthorised device https://t.co/K5iELTquaR

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    Me explaining to my kid that all their uncles and aunts are just my old friends who been loyal since day one https://t.co/I17NmlQ7Zm

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    When you tell somebody you’re ticklish and they like “oooo let me see” https://t.co/Zr3RmkdsCT

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    me pressing “accept cookies” knowing exactly nothing of what they are https://t.co/qsYgiUPYdb

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    Little kids tryna make sure you see them coughing

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    be honest babe did he do timed multiplications tests faster than me?

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    when I’m already up and one of my alarms goes off when I’m getting ready

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    just me or has this mf been 13 for ten years https://t.co/WgdfubiKza

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    just smoke one of these and forget about her bro

    See previous weeks' #Tweets here.