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    17 Hilariously Genius Tweets From This Week

    "Need to meet someone the old-fashioned way (blacked out a bar)."

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    1.

    It doesn’t matter if you love him or capital HIM

    Twitter: @jheimbrock

    2.

    them: u let ur dog on the furniture???? 😮 my dog:

    Twitter: @97Vercetti

    3.

    deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (blacked out at a bar)

    Twitter: @alexgmurd

    4.

    wild to think icarly paved the way for Logan Paul vs Mayweather

    Twitter: @VonnyBalboa

    5.

    me: “don’t overthink it. it’s not even a big deal” also me:

    Twitter: @cIutchs

    6.

    australians trapped in a jigsaw trap would be like "oh naur it's jigsaur"

    Twitter: @reindeereks

    7.

    Putting the knife back in the drawer without washing it after cutting some bread.

    Twitter: @iresimpsonsfans

    8.

    lol he didn't even see the play https://t.co/3xvwVCoOAm

    Twitter: @loganmmurdock

    9.

    Twitter: @kendrasusername

    10.

    Bo burnham is sooo hot in like a if we worked ar a restaurant together

    Twitter: @freshhel

    11.

    Twitter: @cringepicture

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    Twitter: @cringepicture

    13.

    One day I’ll take you home with me

    Twitter: @Mechon747

    14.

    Twitter: @jackalopeglen

    15.

    Twitter: @EricShethar

    16.

    Twitter: @jtalipio

    17.

    Twitter: @amfmpm

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