Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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Me: I can’t stand nosey people! Also me: 😂
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Your dad talking to your friend of 10+ years trying to remember their name
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Ummm okay🥱🤣
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You’re not allowed to be born after 2000
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“mind if i unplug the baby to charge my phone?” https://t.co/PIMCzKbLeO
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Accidentally told a lot of people I would do a lot of things once I was vaccinated
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My Grandma has to write daily health logs for her doctor and I’m dying at what she writes for her exercise
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I've decided to subtitle pictures of my cat so people know what he's thinking. 🤣🤣🤣
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me hooking up with my ex
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Omg me 💀
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*I grab my keys* my dog:
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Stop treating me like I don’t know about World War II history. I’ve seen Captain America: The First Avenger four times
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girl i’m on a date with: omg a spider kill it!!!! me also afraid of spiders but trying to play it cool: what if he has a job
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dude how do people take such bomb pictures every single day? once you get a good picture out of me, you won’t see another until 6+ months later.
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i wanna b mysterious so bad but i can’t stop tweeting!!!!!!!!!!!!