Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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frat guys are like “ew no homo man…now chug this vodka with ur anus….its a ritual”
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smile! your posts are somebody’s cringe artifact to share with the shit talking group text 💕
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Not her Jupussy out https://t.co/rRJiWaTOUE
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my boyfriend said a joke and no one heard him so i repeated it louder and everyone laughed and laughed. a true gender norm reversal and ultimately a win for feminism.
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the "e" in e-girl stands for Egg
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THE MOON IS IN ARIES
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slushies be sooo good until u gotta ⮃ → ⤡ ↯ ⬈ ⥃ ↜ ↫ ↶ ↳ ↴ ↺ with the straw
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Why do I feel like the elevator at Trader Joe’s (aka The Tradervator) has the ability to take me past earth’s crust and into the upper mantle
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Shout me for bowling lessons 😊
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nicki minaj pretending to be a car so she could spy on tom holland and zendaya:
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“It’s actually about trauma” - someone describing the worst tv show you’ll ever watch
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I get my period on the 1st of the month now and it’s literally the only reason why I remembered we forgot to pay rent
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please we cant go through this again https://t.co/YmH2jxLWeR
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i wish the climate knew she didn’t have to change for anyone :(
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oh no the mosquitoes are writing clickbait
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Unrealistic beauty standards strike again