Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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The Wendy Williams Show (season 1) original air date: Nov 23rd, 1963
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Is this what breakfast looks like in your thirties?
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Single moms be like "he a mommas boy" bro what other choice does he have😭 Wow
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this is me trying by taylor swift:
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“hey i’m in ur city” ok well leave
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cultural impact: █ █ █ █ ＿ taylor swift saying get your shit together therapists
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middle schoolers don’t fight at carnivals like they used to
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i tap into instagram, like 3 pics, watch 2 stories, and leave feeling exhausted omg
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The cashier at Trader Joe’s asked me if I worked at Equinox because I was wearing an Equinox T-shirt and I said, “No, but thank you for thinking I’m fit enough to be a personal trainer!” and she said, “They have cleaning staff too.”
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If you expect me to watch any soccer, it’s gotta be like this AND ONLY THIS WAY
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sorry i’m not her
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[me getting in the back of an ambulance] hi, for isabel?
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It’s actually so fucking annoying when you’re at work and your boss wants you to do something that’s well within your job responsibilities
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My gummy vitamins melted together so I’m just gonna take a bite out of this every day instead of letting them go to waste
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whenever someone with tattoos has a baby I genuinely expect their baby to have tattoos and I honestly get kind of mad, I’m like, where’s it’s ink??
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Y’all really domesticated huskies , they supposed to live in the snow & they on 43rd & Crenshaw
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Did a printer write this tweet https://t.co/O91a19FqfC
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Me trying to get 8 hrs of sleep in just 3 hrs