Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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taylor swift when some actress asks her what happened
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[during sex] do you think that i am smart
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It’s hard for me to relate to Euphoria because in high school a friend brought a water bottle full of vodka to a sleepover when my parents were out of town, and I made her dump it down the drain in front of me.
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me sending a voice note
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wait
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decades of eating activia got them bones ready for war….. https://t.co/yZ0zxIqzvw
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when you’re in between two big trucks
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I’ve been standing here for 30 minutes. Nothing!!
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would not play chess against this cat https://t.co/dAU1GOaivV
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Working at any office is like “Ok we’re transitioning to Salarya, but payroll is still in Bullfrog—did you see my Noosecock post? Submit your timecard on Fireplayce then jizz me on Smackdog . Do NOT upload to Crackerz without Yammer approval
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Me when my beer bottle tells a joke
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THE MATH NOT MATHING RN??
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I really need a boyfriend so I stop bothering my friends like this
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thinking about living laughing or loving soon
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me: yes i’m sexually active the dentist: i didn’t ask