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    Just 18 Hilarious Tweets From This Week

    "Do you mean to tell me that if I don’t go big, I may get to go home?"

    Here are some funny tweets from this week for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy, and stay safe.

    Be sure to follow these Twitter users!

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    Anybody else be in they mask “😦😗😦😗😦😗😦😗” trying to pull it up

    Twitter: @Jayy_T_

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    Twitter: @lovingmolly

    3.

    I THINK ABOUT THIS TWEET SO SO SO OFTEN STILL

    Twitter: @thwoppy

    4.

    one time I went to a support group for UFO abductees, just to see … there was one guy no one believed .. everyone else would be like “these blue men came for me” and the room would be like “so true bestie” but when that one guy said it they’d all roll their eyes

    Twitter: @cal_beu

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    Twitter: @horse_feedbag

    6.

    tested negative for serotonin :)

    Twitter: @benvyle

    7.

    Baby let’s play doctor. I’ll go first. You owe me $3200.

    Twitter: @EmissaryKerry

    8.

    don’t have sex with ur twitter mutual they’ll stop liking ur tweets

    Twitter: @cigarettebimbo

    9.

    When “intermission” pops up in an old movie I start crying :) they used to love us. they wanted to let me pee. They dont care about me at all now. They think I deserve a uti

    Twitter: @nwalks

    10.

    Told a guy I had body dysmorphia and he said “I love sci fi”

    Twitter: @somaddysmith

    11.

    Britney Spears could decapitate a man on Instagram and I’d be like good for her she’s a free woman

    Twitter: @BewilderBerry

    12.

    I think going on a coffee date is so unhinged like i’m already nervous to go on a date but you want to add coffee? coffee, best known for making you jittery then making you shit? sexy, romantic!

    Twitter: @holy_schnitt

    13.

    Do you mean to tell me that if I don’t go big, I may get to go home?

    Twitter: @ginnyhogan_

    14.

    Twitter: @GoodReddit

    15.

    euphoria students packing their lunch

    Twitter: @willfulchaos

    16.

    “My ancestors didn’t wear sunscreen” They had an ozone layer babe

    Twitter: @Kat_Upendi

    17.

    Twitter: @goldfishfund

    18.

    therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” it’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient

    Twitter: @ElyKreimendahl

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