Here are some funny tweets from this week for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy, and stay safe.
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Anybody else be in they mask “😦😗😦😗😦😗😦😗” trying to pull it up
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Normalize arguing with pets
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I THINK ABOUT THIS TWEET SO SO SO OFTEN STILL
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one time I went to a support group for UFO abductees, just to see … there was one guy no one believed .. everyone else would be like “these blue men came for me” and the room would be like “so true bestie” but when that one guy said it they’d all roll their eyes
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Calm mind. Fit body. Inspired life
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tested negative for serotonin :)
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Baby let’s play doctor. I’ll go first. You owe me $3200.
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don’t have sex with ur twitter mutual they’ll stop liking ur tweets
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When “intermission” pops up in an old movie I start crying :) they used to love us. they wanted to let me pee. They dont care about me at all now. They think I deserve a uti
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Told a guy I had body dysmorphia and he said “I love sci fi”
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Britney Spears could decapitate a man on Instagram and I’d be like good for her she’s a free woman
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I think going on a coffee date is so unhinged like i’m already nervous to go on a date but you want to add coffee? coffee, best known for making you jittery then making you shit? sexy, romantic!
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Do you mean to tell me that if I don’t go big, I may get to go home?
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euphoria students packing their lunch
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“My ancestors didn’t wear sunscreen” They had an ozone layer babe
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WHY DID THEY DELETE?
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therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” it’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient