Wait, I'm Dead At These Tweets From This Week

    "Just spilled my iced applecrisp oatmilk macchiato all over my sister's newborn baby."

    Here are some funny tweets from this week for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    1.

    That little crackle that means the vacuum is really getting shit

    Twitter: @benyahr

    2.

    Rihanna when there’s sex in the air

    Twitter: @benjrainwrite

    3.

    Twitter: @depopshawty

    4.

    Twitter: @ChicksRule

    5.

    Just spilled my iced applecrisp oatmilk macchiato all over my sister's newborn baby

    Twitter: @ajdeluxe_

    6.

    Sundays at the farmer’s market seem amazing! I wouldn’t know tho I spend all day drinking gatorade in bed

    Twitter: @saggiesplinters

    7.

    a lot of people said I’d never “make it” well now I’m “making” mozzarella stick earrings !! link in bio 💕

    Twitter: @saggiesplinters

    8.

    this might actually be the funniest youtube comment i've ever seen

    Twitter: @dev___id

    9.

    Twitter: @justinboldaji

    10.

    me when the elderly italian man at the pizza place calls me “sir”

    Twitter: @kristoferthomas

    11.

    we need to stop messing around and have another lockdown. the risk is simply too high of getting caught in a james corden flash mob

    Twitter: @MNateShyamalan

    12.

    Twitter: @alexsongxia

    13.

    the owls outside my window when i don’t respond

    Twitter: @misterjench

    14.

    Twitter: @MNateShyamalan

    15.

    microdosing sex by getting fucked over

    Twitter: @showmetheyamz

    16.

    Twitter: @taylorivers

    17.

    They saw an opportunity and they took it

    Twitter: @AGeekwithaHat

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