Here are some funny tweets from this week for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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my dad wants to road trip to JFKs death site to “see if the FBI missed anything” why can’t you just be NORMAL
2.
i’m sorry I referred to “reading” as “spreading book cheeks”
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why do men think “i wanna make you the mother of my kids” is a complement?? that is a threat to me sir.
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“So you don’t see me over here tryna love you?”
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how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions
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Do you think when Taylor Swift wrote “maybe I asked for too much” it was about her trying to get Jake Gyllenhaal to shower
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Ur mid 20’s is basically u jus fighting for ur life every morning
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Can't decide if I wanna be kissed rn or get hit by a car.
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apparently one of my 17 year old coworkers looks up to me which i feel like is probably a huge mistake for her
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guys will ask u literally zero questions & be like “ur so mysterious”
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When you thirsty but can’t read
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Y’all talk about “gone girling” yourself and then update ur insta story 8+ times a day
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Giving my boyfriend a 45 minute backstory on a person so I can talk shit on them for 5 seconds
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Sarah Paulson every time Ryan Murphy sends her another script
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Oh no, she escaped https://t.co/9TKL53GFVJ
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This got me crying
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me this year
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youtubers are so funny like imagine having to edit and upload the breakup video and then choose the thumbnail