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    17 Hysterical Tweets From This Week

    "The cats got your wig in the bathroom. [They were] fighting over it."

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    Anyone recognise this hair? Found it on my man’s pillow

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    For a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So I go to the vets today and the vet straight up said. “He looks like he got into a fight and he’s depressed he lost, his vitals are fine”. I CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO

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    Don’t be funnier than me in my replies or I’ll delete the whole tweet. Now no one gets to laugh

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    One time I ate so much Trader Joe’s tzaziki while I was babysitting that the next day there was a post-it note on it that said “for the kids only” and that’s just one beautiful beautiful moment in my colorful history

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    leaving the fake in 2019 💯

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    Why them pants look like that one soccer ball everyone has but doesn't know where it's from https://t.co/gughZ0iOQr

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    i relate to wikipedia’s ethos of being a useful resource while also constantly pleading for help

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    fellas is it gay to sit comfortably https://t.co/Ec6XglVFmr

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    In 2020, please normalize: -body hair on women -men being feminine -cannibalism -same sex parents -they/them pronouns -being single -eating the flesh of human beings -satanism -consuming billionaires whole -women being sexual -men crying -cannibalistic rituals -not wanting kids

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    Me explaining to my family that working from home doesn’t mean I’m free https://t.co/wRwDBFSQqO

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    me after being yelled at by an adult https://t.co/aprT6rzcsg

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    do you think men twitch so much in their sleep because their bodies can’t handle not saying something stupid for that long so it finds another way to be annoying

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    me saying goodbye to waking up at 1pm and sleeping at 2am once school starts

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    simba: my uncle murdered my dad pumbaa: sheesh lol simba: then he blamed me for it timon: yikes. have u tried just not fucken worrying about it lmao

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