Buzz·Posted on Jan 6, 202017 Hysterical Tweets From This Week"The cats got your wig in the bathroom. [They were] fighting over it."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Thando @xthandiex Anyone recognise this hair? Found it on my man’s pillow 12:53 PM - 04 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. PaladinAmber @PaladinAmber For a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So I go to the vets today and the vet straight up said. “He looks like he got into a fight and he’s depressed he lost, his vitals are fine”. I CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO 09:27 AM - 04 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. yungthicc @freeze_no Don’t be funnier than me in my replies or I’ll delete the whole tweet. Now no one gets to laugh 10:02 PM - 04 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Rachel Wenitsky @RachelWenitsky One time I ate so much Trader Joe’s tzaziki while I was babysitting that the next day there was a post-it note on it that said “for the kids only” and that’s just one beautiful beautiful moment in my colorful history 12:53 PM - 04 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. TJ @ohTEEJ leaving the fake in 2019 💯 06:19 AM - 01 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. nefertiddy @glogangken the way i just screamed 09:43 PM - 01 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. ah〽️ed 🇵🇷 🇹🇳 @ahmierda Why them pants look like that one soccer ball everyone has but doesn't know where it's from https://t.co/gughZ0iOQr 06:04 AM - 01 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. al @local__celeb i relate to wikipedia’s ethos of being a useful resource while also constantly pleading for help 04:42 AM - 02 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. rudy mustang @rudy_mustang fellas is it gay to sit comfortably https://t.co/Ec6XglVFmr 10:37 PM - 04 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Amber | Marijuana cross @bootsuma_chan In 2020, please normalize: -body hair on women -men being feminine -cannibalism -same sex parents -they/them pronouns -being single -eating the flesh of human beings -satanism -consuming billionaires whole -women being sexual -men crying -cannibalistic rituals -not wanting kids 05:12 PM - 02 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ░ ░ CH A M E L E O N ░ ░ @Chameleon876 who did this? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 02:12 AM - 31 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. ✨ @naturallydaj Me explaining to my family that working from home doesn’t mean I’m free https://t.co/wRwDBFSQqO 06:50 PM - 01 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Pru Mitchell @pru_mitchell me after being yelled at by an adult https://t.co/aprT6rzcsg 02:25 AM - 05 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. StepMom Marie 🖤 @mariebabyyyyy_ do you think men twitch so much in their sleep because their bodies can’t handle not saying something stupid for that long so it finds another way to be annoying 01:27 AM - 03 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ¿alex? @hoemoticon me saying goodbye to waking up at 1pm and sleeping at 2am once school starts 09:29 PM - 04 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. randy @leakypod simba: my uncle murdered my dad pumbaa: sheesh lol simba: then he blamed me for it timon: yikes. have u tried just not fucken worrying about it lmao 08:17 PM - 03 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite If you want to read some more hilarious tweets, we've got a bunch here!