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    17 Just Straight-Up Hilarious Tweets From This Weekend

    Not the "girl by herself" description...

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    I ain’t never seen a car tear an ACL 😂

    Twitter: @bitchiwas999


    when there was a huge fight in the group chat but you were asleep

    Twitter: @thepukhtoondude


    This description is so disrespectful😭😭😭😭😭

    Twitter: @GotMiAAngel


    My Roommate was dance battling the Virginia State Mascot and almost died..😭😂

    Twitter: @ifyouwereafo


    I can't be the only one that sees groot

    Twitter: @akor_attah


    do people who hate california understand that you can see between 1 and five thousand tiny lizards every day. do they understand this

    Twitter: @ameliaelizalde


    Twitter: @IamDayneScott


    Nobody : Me after eating a large meal : “Now for something sweet..”

    Twitter: @868nathan


    Twitter: @AmbJohnBoIton


    This happy pup spending his first night at his new home after being adopted from the shelter.

    Twitter: @StrictlyChristo


    Twitter: @redhotmullet


    people who aren’t parents have never known the joy of putting your little one to bed and hearing their sweet little voice say “mama, I want you!” right before you close the door behind you like bye bitch

    Twitter: @ElyKreimendahl


    Woman in the library asked to borrow my charger. She used it for an hour or so then told me "thanks, add me on fb" and literally guided me, looking at my laptop over my shoulder, to her profile. I sent a request bc it felt awkward not to and now I see she rejected the request

    Twitter: @amalieskram


    me: I heard this cemetery was haunted caretaker: I've worked here 173 years and haven't seen anything

    Twitter: @Browtweaten


    me when i start catching feelings

    Twitter: @liilbitchy


    me when someone offhandedly mentions one of my interests

    Twitter: @wembleyswish


    when you remember that ur future depends on you

    Twitter: @liilbitchy

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