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    17 Just Straight-Up Hilarious Tweets From This Weekend

    Not the "girl by herself" description...

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    1.

    I ain’t never seen a car tear an ACL 😂

    Twitter: @bitchiwas999

    2.

    when there was a huge fight in the group chat but you were asleep

    Twitter: @thepukhtoondude

    3.

    This description is so disrespectful😭😭😭😭😭

    Twitter: @GotMiAAngel

    4.

    My Roommate was dance battling the Virginia State Mascot and almost died..😭😂

    Twitter: @ifyouwereafo

    5.

    I can't be the only one that sees groot

    Twitter: @akor_attah

    6.

    do people who hate california understand that you can see between 1 and five thousand tiny lizards every day. do they understand this

    Twitter: @ameliaelizalde

    7.

    Twitter: @IamDayneScott

    8.

    Nobody : Me after eating a large meal : “Now for something sweet..”

    Twitter: @868nathan

    9.

    Twitter: @AmbJohnBoIton

    10.

    This happy pup spending his first night at his new home after being adopted from the shelter.

    Twitter: @StrictlyChristo

    11.

    Twitter: @redhotmullet

    12.

    people who aren’t parents have never known the joy of putting your little one to bed and hearing their sweet little voice say “mama, I want you!” right before you close the door behind you like bye bitch

    Twitter: @ElyKreimendahl

    13.

    Woman in the library asked to borrow my charger. She used it for an hour or so then told me "thanks, add me on fb" and literally guided me, looking at my laptop over my shoulder, to her profile. I sent a request bc it felt awkward not to and now I see she rejected the request

    Twitter: @amalieskram

    14.

    me: I heard this cemetery was haunted caretaker: I've worked here 173 years and haven't seen anything

    Twitter: @Browtweaten

    15.

    me when i start catching feelings

    Twitter: @liilbitchy

    16.

    me when someone offhandedly mentions one of my interests

    Twitter: @wembleyswish

    17.

    when you remember that ur future depends on you

    Twitter: @liilbitchy

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