Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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So my university provided us with masks
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onlyfans in bio
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Not my sister stripping while the house on fire......I can’t breathe
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Decided to recreate my favorite meme💀
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“i’m in your city” well you shouldn’t be❤️
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“Get me another plate but say it’s for u” https://t.co/oy1733orc8
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my dad: you'll understand when you're older me, 25: literally what the fuck is happening ever
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Before mimosas vs after
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People will say "we're not meant to drink cow milk!!!" and then....... do coke!!!!
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i’m not american im gay https://t.co/aKkE1FZms5
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Squidward was so bougie like he didn't work the same job and live on the same street as SpongeBob 💀
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Call me the United States the way i'm never opening up again
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I hate ppl on Snapchat that wait in the chat as U type…mf can I get some privacy??
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me @ non-cat people
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taylor swift during 1989 era
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Me too, but with more over the top crying on the bathroom floor moments and less twerking- if any https://t.co/8dMjn5o1Lx
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I don’t give a fuck about cellulite. Does it look like I work at AT&T???