Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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what if we kissed.... in the goth-o-lantern bucket......haha just kidding...... unless?
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Size ae that seagulls legs in the first photo https://t.co/CbB5FnnyV7
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me struggling to do the bare minimum these days
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Raise ya kids better yo
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THIS IS THE ENERGY I WANT FROM STRAIGHT PEOPLE!!!
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*card gets declined at the restaurant* waiter:
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Athletes add “🤷🏽♂️💯” and “🗣😴” to the end of a corny paragraph and think that they’re speaking facts
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bitch you mean food???? https://t.co/y4xYl6GeAb
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“After this is all over” was a fun sentence to say back in April
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No one: My Grindr bio:
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“My son isn’t gay! He loves women!” The women:
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“My son can’t be gay. He’s obsessed with women.” The women: https://t.co/FPPfcYExz7
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i want to be a jellyfish no brain no thoughts just float in the ocean and look pretty
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My niece just touched the scar on my face went “awhhh,,,,,,ugly 🥺”