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    Here Are The Funniest Tweets Just From This Weekend

    "Everything new I learn about Olivia Munn and John Mulaney I learn against my will."

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    Twitter: @vkuznetsova13

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    Twitter: @yolandafister / Via Bravo

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    Twitter: @poppinjarojo

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    Twitter: @mister_ade5

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    Me saying Me after the Iโ€™ll go out The first 2 days in a row Night

    Twitter: @Balegde_

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    Everything new I learn about Olivia Munn and John Mulaney I learn against my will

    Twitter: @glasselevatrs

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    Candles BURNING on a DUVET must we kill ourselves for an aspirational life

    Twitter: @ragsoflove

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    17 year olds love saying โ€œI stopped dressing for the male gazeโ€ girl in todayโ€™s economy you better start up againโ€ฆ once you witness the cost of living you will wipe that e girl makeup straight off your face!

    Twitter: @glamdemon2004

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    Played Bloody Mary and I think we saw something

    Twitter: @badboygargar

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    unwittingly went to a restaurant where the servers trade off singing a different power ballad every 5 minutes

    Twitter: @baddanadanabad

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    Twitter: @samcorb

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    Twitter: @posting_w

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    when mfs wanna argue but i done smoked my spliff already

    Twitter: @BIGJULES0

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    I will mop this entire house with a Q-Tip before I ever ask a mf, โ€œwhy her and not meโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Twitter: @KillahKey69

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    This is Luna. In her defense, that is her bed. 14/10 she did nothing wrong

    Twitter: @dog_rates

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    All tattoo artists IG are like โ€œdo not DM for appointment also no email do not look at me or refer to me btw I donโ€™t do tattoosโ€

    Twitter: @Lillielalamusic

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    Went to the door to collect my food with a fork in my hand the driver said โ€œooooo someoneโ€™s hungryโ€ Iโ€™m so pissed off rn

    Twitter: @BisolaOtun

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