Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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I once dated a guy who instead of just breaking up with me was like “let’s not talk for 6 weeks and see if we miss each other” and I liked him so much I was like “ok sure.” 6 weeks passed and I was like “I missed u!” and he said “yeah I didn’t. Break up still on, be well :)”
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i would like the plot to stop thickening
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haunted houses rn are like 🎃 👻 🪦 👹 👻 🪦 IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS DO NOT ENTER 🎃 👻 🪦 👹 👻 🎃
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Adele gonna make me argue with my man before my birthday 🥲🥲
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this app is embarrassing me infront of my professor
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me at my therapy consultation
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James Bond after he sees the paternity test
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hmmmm turning 26 sounds bad i think i’m gonna take a gap year
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how much for an eighth https://t.co/lUF7F0Af91
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As if this year could get any worse I just met a dog named amanda
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Google Docs told me I should replace “less teeth” with “fewer teeth,” and i was like, oh honey, we are talking about two completely different things
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Me: skincare! My other organs: please help us
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I feel like I’m already tired tomorrow
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LMAOOO! This how the photographer felt at that wedding https://t.co/z3eCklYrMQ
Context here.
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me & my friends giving each other advise
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My mum is using UberEats for the first time and she asked me if it’s same day delivery