Skip To Content

    16 Incredibly Funny Tweets Just From This Weekend Alone

    "As if this year could get any worse, I just met a dog named Amanda."

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

    Be sure to follow these Twitter users for an A+ timeline.

    1.

    I once dated a guy who instead of just breaking up with me was like “let’s not talk for 6 weeks and see if we miss each other” and I liked him so much I was like “ok sure.” 6 weeks passed and I was like “I missed u!” and he said “yeah I didn’t. Break up still on, be well :)”

    Twitter: @ElyKreimendahl

    2.

    i would like the plot to stop thickening

    Twitter: @internetanja

    3.

    haunted houses rn are like 🎃 👻 🪦 👹 👻 🪦 IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS DO NOT ENTER 🎃 👻 🪦 👹 👻 🎃

    Twitter: @jpbrammer

    4.

    Adele gonna make me argue with my man before my birthday 🥲🥲

    Twitter: @iamcardib

    5.

    this app is embarrassing me infront of my professor

    Twitter: @SaeedDiCaprio

    6.

    Twitter: @showmetheyamz

    7.

    James Bond after he sees the paternity test

    Twitter: @leggggy

    8.

    hmmmm turning 26 sounds bad i think i’m gonna take a gap year

    Twitter: @corietjohnson

    9.

    Twitter: @PallaviGunalan

    10.

    As if this year could get any worse I just met a dog named amanda

    Twitter: @fibulaa

    11.

    Google Docs told me I should replace “less teeth” with “fewer teeth,” and i was like, oh honey, we are talking about two completely different things

    Twitter: @ginnyhogan_

    12.

    Me: skincare! My other organs: please help us

    Twitter: @staarrgirllll

    13.

    I feel like I’m already tired tomorrow

    Twitter: @brian2grimey

    14.

    LMAOOO! This how the photographer felt at that wedding https://t.co/z3eCklYrMQ

    Twitter: @JRtheWriter

    Context here.

    15.

    me & my friends giving each other advise

    Twitter: @97Vercetti

    16.

    My mum is using UberEats for the first time and she asked me if it’s same day delivery

    Twitter: @osowxvyy

    Love reading tweets from the weekend? We've got plenty of those posts here!

    BuzzFeed Daily

    Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

    Newsletter signup form