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    16 Incredibly Funny Tweets Just From This Weekend Alone

    "As if this year could get any worse, I just met a dog named Amanda."

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    I once dated a guy who instead of just breaking up with me was like “let’s not talk for 6 weeks and see if we miss each other” and I liked him so much I was like “ok sure.” 6 weeks passed and I was like “I missed u!” and he said “yeah I didn’t. Break up still on, be well :)”

    Twitter: @ElyKreimendahl


    i would like the plot to stop thickening

    Twitter: @internetanja


    haunted houses rn are like 🎃 👻 🪦 👹 👻 🪦 IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS DO NOT ENTER 🎃 👻 🪦 👹 👻 🎃

    Twitter: @jpbrammer


    Adele gonna make me argue with my man before my birthday 🥲🥲

    Twitter: @iamcardib


    this app is embarrassing me infront of my professor

    Twitter: @SaeedDiCaprio


    Twitter: @showmetheyamz


    James Bond after he sees the paternity test

    Twitter: @leggggy


    hmmmm turning 26 sounds bad i think i’m gonna take a gap year

    Twitter: @corietjohnson


    Twitter: @PallaviGunalan


    As if this year could get any worse I just met a dog named amanda

    Twitter: @fibulaa


    Google Docs told me I should replace “less teeth” with “fewer teeth,” and i was like, oh honey, we are talking about two completely different things

    Twitter: @ginnyhogan_


    Me: skincare! My other organs: please help us

    Twitter: @staarrgirllll


    I feel like I’m already tired tomorrow

    Twitter: @brian2grimey


    LMAOOO! This how the photographer felt at that wedding

    Twitter: @JRtheWriter

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    me & my friends giving each other advise

    Twitter: @97Vercetti


    My mum is using UberEats for the first time and she asked me if it’s same day delivery

    Twitter: @osowxvyy

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