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    16 Tweets From This Weekend That Everyone's Dying At

    "The hypochondria is the powerhouse of the unwell."

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    Twitter: @getmepradashoes


    y'all be calling shit camp and it be picnic at most

    Twitter: @fanofwuju


    the hypochondria is the powerhouse of the unwell

    Twitter: @Jest_Iris


    i needa learn thereโ€™s a time and place for everything๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

    Twitter: @kaykookiedough


    if you own a birdhouse, youโ€™re a landlord

    Twitter: @samwaltjones


    Twitter: @calebsaysthings


    Uber and Lyft were both on some major fuckery last night so I really went up to someone sitting in their car at a light and asked if I could Venmo them to take me home. $20 and 20 minutes later I was in my bed so thank you random sir in the Prius.

    Twitter: @taylordvasek


    Twitter: @kissincarsswift


    Weird way to do subtitles for the Formula 1 race.

    Twitter: @olafurw


    I put $5k into crypto and now I have $543 dollars. That was my braces money, and I listened to you losers.

    Twitter: @Crypperella


    The massage chairs at the nail salon be like

    Twitter: @taygrayofficial


    Chipotle worker to the cashier: โ€œhe got double meatโ€. Me:

    Twitter: @frdrck___


    I told my 8 year old son I would give him $10/hour to do some weeding. He said, "If I can find someone to do it for $5/hour, can I keep the other $5?" I don't know whether to be proud or nervous.

    Twitter: @ZeppelinCoop


    Twitter: @GayBoyColor


    "i can't go out, i'm busy" me being busy:

    Twitter: @unhappykiddd

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