Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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bro 😭😭
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y'all be calling shit camp and it be picnic at most
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*Rain On Me starts playing* Me:
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the hypochondria is the powerhouse of the unwell
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i needa learn there’s a time and place for everything🤦🏽♀️
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if you own a birdhouse, you’re a landlord
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life can’t always give tongue tied by grouplove vibes & u have to make peace w that
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Uber and Lyft were both on some major fuckery last night so I really went up to someone sitting in their car at a light and asked if I could Venmo them to take me home. $20 and 20 minutes later I was in my bed so thank you random sir in the Prius.
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IM SORRY YALL THIS IS TOO MUCH
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Weird way to do subtitles for the Formula 1 race.
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I put $5k into crypto and now I have $543 dollars. That was my braces money, and I listened to you losers.
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The massage chairs at the nail salon be like
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Chipotle worker to the cashier: “he got double meat”. Me:
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I told my 8 year old son I would give him $10/hour to do some weeding. He said, "If I can find someone to do it for $5/hour, can I keep the other $5?" I don't know whether to be proud or nervous.
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absolutely losing my mind
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"i can't go out, i'm busy" me being busy: