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    Just 17 Really Good Tweets From This Weekend

    Not the Thot Patrol...

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    1.

    I'm ○ single ○ cuffed ● on Twitter saying stuff nobody cares about

    Twitter: @lilpattij

    2.

    dudes be like "i can handle you" then fold when you have 1 attitude 😭😭😂

    Twitter: @Josiahviii

    3.

    YALL I THOUGHT A COP WAS GONNA PULL MY ASS OVER TODAY AND LOOK WHAT IT ACTUALLY WAS LMFAOOO:

    Twitter: @KILLKIMCHI

    4.

    Twitter: @BestLucasEubank

    5.

    .@jack please take me next I need to get the hell off of here I have things to do

    Twitter: @billyeichner

    6.

    Twitter: @CaucasianJames

    7.

    My brain every time I get a slight headache

    Twitter: @TheIDSmiths

    8.

    the bitch u know as sparkle is back

    Twitter: @rain_thots

    9.

    *”goodbye twitter” clowns saying they’re deleting Twitter* The rest of Twitter:

    Twitter: @PhxIvy

    10.

    my body is shaped like a pear if you drew it with your non-dominant hand

    Twitter: @sarahschauer

    11.

    very orwellian of my roommate to not share his fries with me

    Twitter: @tessplease

    12.

    I hated when teachers put “?” On graded work, bitch idk what’s going on either

    Twitter: @Jyhics

    13.

    “Guess who can still tweet motherfuc-”

    Twitter: @ChrisCJackson

    14.

    BREAKING: Carly Rae Jepsen has called for the 25th Amendment to be invoked.

    Twitter: @cfree94

    15.

    Twitter: @heyjaredhey

    16.

    that morning field trip air was just different

    Twitter: @memequeenyerp

    17.

    Twitter: @moonbutt_

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