Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
Be sure to follow these tweeters for an A+ timeline.
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I'm ○ single ○ cuffed ● on Twitter saying stuff nobody cares about
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dudes be like "i can handle you" then fold when you have 1 attitude 😭😭😂
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YALL I THOUGHT A COP WAS GONNA PULL MY ASS OVER TODAY AND LOOK WHAT IT ACTUALLY WAS LMFAOOO:
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new to twitter, what's up everybody?
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.@jack please take me next I need to get the hell off of here I have things to do
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barron hide ur ipad
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My brain every time I get a slight headache
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the bitch u know as sparkle is back
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*”goodbye twitter” clowns saying they’re deleting Twitter* The rest of Twitter:
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my body is shaped like a pear if you drew it with your non-dominant hand
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very orwellian of my roommate to not share his fries with me
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I hated when teachers put “?” On graded work, bitch idk what’s going on either
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“Guess who can still tweet motherfuc-”
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BREAKING: Carly Rae Jepsen has called for the 25th Amendment to be invoked.
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wtf
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that morning field trip air was just different
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ok??????