Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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Why was there always a bite taken outta these
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NO bc this is EVIL
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gobble me swallow me drip down the side of me! welcome to burger king can i interest you in our megan thee stallion WAPper today?
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Yet another unrealistic beauty standard
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Had 2 drinks last night
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#NewProfilePic
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me coming back to Twitter after closing the app 5 seconds ago
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good for her
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winnie the pooh just walks around with his ass and penis out. it’s awesome
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Me:*stand up* My dog:
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parents don't care how the picture looks, they just post you 😭
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iPhone need a 2% warning 😂 That 10% don’t scare me enough to get the charger 😭😭
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manager: you’re late me: i can turn around & go home if its a problem
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My daughter laid on my stomach and said "wow daddy, you have a big big tummy" GIRL I CLEARED 6 FIGURES LAST YEAR AND YOU BARELY POTTY TRAINED
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My nephew yelled “no” and ran from me in the store, got these folk looking at me like I’m kidnapper
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Me to my fiancé the night before our wedding: “we still on for tomorrow?”