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    Just 16 Really, Really Funny Tweets From This Weekend

    "Boy, are you Jesus? Because you've been dead to me for three days."

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

    Be sure to follow these tweeters for an A+ timeline.

    1.

    A dedicated father protecting his daughter’s ears during the blitz in 1941

    Twitter: @EvanChapman_

    2.

    Me at a restaurant acting like I didn’t google the menu 4 days ago

    Twitter: @bobisdumb

    3.

    phineas and ferbs music production crew

    Twitter: @88hdee

    4.

    i really hate the hulk. just big, green and useless...

    Twitter: @ItsZaeOk

    5.

    medusa was the first woman to be fergalicious (put them boys on rock rock)

    Twitter: @lilgrapefruits

    6.

    “Straight couples can’t be queer” okay well explain these two

    Twitter: @TomZohar

    7.

    I set up a shortcut on my roommate’s phone that notifies me every time he gets on Grindr....

    Twitter: @ImSoooHOLYfield

    8.

    Friends that checkup on you >>>>>

    Twitter: @maxjaay426

    9.

    viral tweets nowadays be like "haha oreos lowkey suck" 🔁 28.6k ♡ 424.2k

    Twitter: @Q_Review

    10.

    Twitter: @djtweets

    11.

    Twitter: @bgcslave

    12.

    Twitter: @lukeisamazing

    13.

    boy are you jesus? because you've been dead to me for three days

    Twitter: @ziwe

    14.

    So glad I am VACCINATED so I can use this street toothbrush without a worry❤️

    Twitter: @jackies_backie

    15.

    can't stand an airbnb host that tries to have too many rules. "quiet hours after 9 pm"?? "no guests without host permission"?? listen babe my part of this was giving you money. your part is to tell me the wifi password. that's it. that's the end of the relationship.

    Twitter: @calebsaysthings

    16.

    Tried to make pigs in a blanket..it’s giving pigs on a air mattress 🥴🤣

    Twitter: @KvngSuki

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