Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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A dedicated father protecting his daughter’s ears during the blitz in 1941
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Me at a restaurant acting like I didn’t google the menu 4 days ago
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phineas and ferbs music production crew
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i really hate the hulk. just big, green and useless...
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medusa was the first woman to be fergalicious (put them boys on rock rock)
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“Straight couples can’t be queer” okay well explain these two
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I set up a shortcut on my roommate’s phone that notifies me every time he gets on Grindr....
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Friends that checkup on you >>>>>
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viral tweets nowadays be like "haha oreos lowkey suck" 🔁 28.6k ♡ 424.2k
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Saw a celebrity today.
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Twilight (2008)
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boy are you jesus? because you've been dead to me for three days
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So glad I am VACCINATED so I can use this street toothbrush without a worry❤️
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can't stand an airbnb host that tries to have too many rules. "quiet hours after 9 pm"?? "no guests without host permission"?? listen babe my part of this was giving you money. your part is to tell me the wifi password. that's it. that's the end of the relationship.
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Tried to make pigs in a blanket..it’s giving pigs on a air mattress 🥴🤣