Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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I ain’t never seen a car tear an ACL 😂
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when there was a huge fight in the group chat but you were asleep
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This description is so disrespectful😭😭😭😭😭
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My Roommate was dance battling the Virginia State Mascot and almost died..😭😂
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I can't be the only one that sees groot
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do people who hate california understand that you can see between 1 and five thousand tiny lizards every day. do they understand this
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Not even gonna lie
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Nobody : Me after eating a large meal : “Now for something sweet..”
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andrea, pls,,
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This happy pup spending his first night at his new home after being adopted from the shelter.
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people who aren’t parents have never known the joy of putting your little one to bed and hearing their sweet little voice say “mama, I want you!” right before you close the door behind you like bye bitch
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Woman in the library asked to borrow my charger. She used it for an hour or so then told me "thanks, add me on fb" and literally guided me, looking at my laptop over my shoulder, to her profile. I sent a request bc it felt awkward not to and now I see she rejected the request
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me: I heard this cemetery was haunted caretaker: I've worked here 173 years and haven't seen anything
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me when i start catching feelings
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me when someone offhandedly mentions one of my interests
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when you remember that ur future depends on you