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$5 a week has been coming out of my bank for months and i only just realized i adopted a kangaroo named Poppy on New Year's Eve while i was destroyed
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This is the most deranged bathroom sign Iβve ever seen
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I've had enough
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I REMEMBER MY TEACHERS THOUGHT CHANGING MY SEAT WOULD CHANGE MY BEHAVIOR ...SURPRISE IMA CLOWN OVER HERE TOO π€‘π€£
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POV: You paid $400 for an Ariana meet & greet Iβm fucking crying πππ
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God adding βsensitiveβ when he created me https://t.co/Cf3bfRiMPd
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Me everytime i see sunset, stars and moon :> https://t.co/B6NTLOaUvz
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when you're 20+
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told a group of teens that when I was their age we had to pay 10 cents per text message and now they think Iβm a liar
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nobody: me and the homies in a video chat:
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Nobody: Mitochondria: https://t.co/lXCAi1LPeh
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Rihanna really started Take a Bow with βyou look so dumb right nowβ π.
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Some freak messaged my mum on insta n she replies with this πππππππππ I cant deal with her
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i'm lonely somebody please meet me at the neighborhood high voltage box
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spotify is the best relationship i've ever had i'm like hey um,, I didn't really like that song :// and spotify's like my queen I am SO sorry for even SUGGESTING that dreadful song I will never make such a disgusting mistake again please forgive me and let me rub your feet
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dividing 75 by 2 to get 37.5....... awful experience. wouldnβt wish it on anyone