Buzz·Posted on Apr 13, 202017 Pee-Your-Pants Funny Tweets From This WeekLMAO the license plate.by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Everything kind of sucks right now, but Twitter remains undefeated when it comes to making us laugh. Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. 1. James Zeigler @jameskzeigler If you see me tweeting and I have not replied to your email, please understand it is because I do not use my brain when I tweet 12:46 PM - 09 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. liza @lizardwt well my new license plate came in today... wish i could say i paid extra as some sort of sick joke but no. i just so happen to have the worlds worst luck. 08:32 PM - 06 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Evan Botkin @EvanBotkin Mary Magdalene seeing Jesus resurrect 04:06 PM - 12 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 🐢🧩🌼💚🪐 @Laylayx18 nobody: cookout milkshakes: 05:27 AM - 08 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Rose Dommu @rosedommu Hagrid: yer a barb, harry 04:00 PM - 08 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Naz @naz3karim HS kids taking SATS online 😭 bruh everyone’s going to Ivy League this year 06:51 PM - 11 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Knock Star @lilknockstar I miss outside 03:04 PM - 12 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Stoned 2 the Bone 🍁 ☠️ @stoned2thabones “You wanna smoke?” 02:01 AM - 13 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. trent andrew @trentandrewrld Drake where’s Jesus 07:28 PM - 12 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. DXPE♊️ @Dxpebabe Cleaning yo car out make you wanna beat everybody ass that rode in that mf 😭😭😭 03:41 AM - 12 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jay✨ @jay_thediamond bro did your parents ever make you practice going to bed early because school was about to start💀 01:43 AM - 11 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Fuck Tap Water @Fucktapwater say what you want about onlyfans but i just moved into my dream house at 21 08:16 PM - 11 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji The line between snack and meal has never in history been this blurred 06:45 PM - 11 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Cryptic @CrypticNoOne Day 32 without basketball: Watched this Timmy Turner and Jimmy Neutron movie just to see a crossover again 08:01 PM - 12 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. rat mic 𖤐 @sliccmic me (23 years old): im almost 30 04:55 PM - 10 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Claudius 🅙 @xclaudius me coming back to twitter after closing the app 10 seconds ago https://t.co/Gh6uulOOaE 09:41 PM - 12 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. M2014 @wvtercvge Mom : you want something? Me : large fry Mom : yea can I get a small fry Me: 05:01 PM - 12 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite See last week's funniest tweets.