1.
Willy Wonka after nearly killing 4 children and their parents before brainwashing a 5th child to do the same.. then proceeding to sell the factory so he faces no lawsuits
2.
Tostitos pizza rolls heating up in the microwave
3.
Me omw to CVS to get another chapstick even though I have 26 and just want another one
4.
nemo at the dentist's table struggling to breathe when darla accidentally threw the water bag and it popped off
5.
me walking into Starbucks to pick up my mobile order
6.
when they sentence you to death by electric chair
7.
me in middle school faking a headache in the nurses office to go home
8.
My white blood cells trying to keep my body healthy when all I eat is chipotle and all I drink is iced coffee
9.
10.
Me after finishing an essay with “in conclusion”
11.
my fish going down the toilet
12.
me, a flat earther, when I see a globe
13.
my week old pizza in the microwave
14.
letter S when letter A accidentally confuses letter T with the adding symbol
15.
me leaving my room to accuse my family of stealing my charger after i lost it