On Saturday, @HashtagRoundup asked people to share signs of bad sex, using the hashtag #SexSoBadThat. Here are some of the best responses:
If it puts you to sleep:
#SexSoBadThat it puts you to sleep before it's over.
If you try again:
If you pretend to cry:
#SexSoBadThat I fake cried that my pet died so I can leave.
If you quit in the middle and make up an excuse:
yall ever had a #sexsobadthat you just quit in the middle of it? made an excuse that you needed to go pee, then right after and you came to the bedroom you just told the other person that you're too tired👀
If you fake it faster than normal:
#SexSoBadThat I faked it faster than usual.
If they unfollow you:
#SexSoBadThat they unfollowed me on twitter.
If you self-block:
#SexSoBadThat I blocked myself in her phone
If it makes you leave your own place:
#SexSoBadThat I left my house before he did
If it's short:
#SexSoBadThat it lasted .. well ..
If you ask if it's over:
#SexSoBadThat I had to Ask
If you have to teach them anatomy:
And lastly, if you're tweeting about it:
#SexSoBadThat I’m having it right now while I’m sending this tweet
You're welcome for these tips ;). That's all, bye!
