BuzzΒ·Posted on Dec 1, 201817 Tweets From This Week That Are Absolutely Hilarious"Can somebody with bangs tell me which planet is making me sad please?"by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. schmox @IvoryGazelle [inventing the toaster] engineer: Ok it burns the bread if you put it at 4 chief engineer: perfect. Make it go up to 8 08:51 PM - 26 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Danya @dxxnya crocs but thigh high 11:03 PM - 28 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. luis @ShineMyGold i was arguing with my bestfriend, and in the middle of it she took her glasses off n said βi donβt wanna see you right nowβ 05:31 AM - 29 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Leah Vasquez @LV_Eventing Wanna hear a new level of βbeing a shitty roommateβ? I asked my roommate to take the trash out, as I have been gone a week and a half. She then proceeded to PICK THROUGH THE TRASH AND ONLY THREW OUT THINGS THAT SHE THREW AWAY. W H A T ?! 09:25 PM - 25 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Prophyte Eman @KinggChip The funniest part about my graduation will be my parents finding out I'm not an Engineering major anymore 02:19 AM - 28 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Thunder Breadβ‘οΈ @JoeyDG54 Regular back: -will hurt eventually -boring -stupid bones Backstreet's back: -alright 06:52 AM - 27 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Kayne not Kanye @kaynecaraway I blanked when I got to the counter at Starbucks and said βvodka sodaβ and she said βhuhβ and I said βhuhβ and then we stared at each other until I remembered I was there for coffee. 08:40 PM - 26 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. tay @Taylor_Stag My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when theyβre bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes βouch hard no for that one?β And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA 11:34 PM - 26 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. π³οΈβπQuee(r)n Regina @heyqueenregina This girl I used to go out with is still using my Netflix and that's cool. She's watching Scandal and is currently on S7E12. Series finale is S7E18. Guess who's changing her password as soon as she gets to episode 17? Yep, it's Petty Labelle. 07:19 PM - 26 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Rachel Taenzler @racheltaenzler happy holidays only to emma from teen jeopardy who didnβt know how to dab 06:01 AM - 25 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. xander @whosalex literally no one: girls: *bruises leg* 04:01 AM - 29 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Diego @Fueg0Dieg0 Me sitting in class, not retaining any of the information my professor is teaching 06:59 PM - 29 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kaleigh Raia @KaleighRaia My dad recorded himself every single day for a month trying to drop a k-cup off his head into the keurig until one day... https://t.co/UrQiF57tzd 05:17 AM - 30 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. rhyanna @agbghostin 478 MILLION??? IN HALF AN HOUR FUCK 08:30 PM - 30 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. charisse β‘ @17POSTCARDS SHE PUNCHED ELLEN I CANT EVEN 12:14 AM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ππππππ πππππππ ππππππ @urvillageidiot can somebody with bangs tell me which planet is making me sad please 08:13 AM - 30 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite