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any girl who takes tequila shots without making a face has been sent straight from the devil to ruin your life
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I have just been napping all day...and I'm exhausted.
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Yeah I hate twitter!
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Biggest buzzkill is when you offer someone a shot and they say some polite shit like “no thank you” and then procee… https://t.co/3Fq63p7Nm3
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“Ariana Grande’s a great singer," I say into the mic The crowd CHEERS. I begin to walk off with pride when a voice… https://t.co/JemLEBJJlp
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ˢᵗᵒᵖ﹗ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵘᶰᵈᵉʳ ᵃʳʳᵉˢᵗ
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No more putting “lol” at the end of my statements in 2k18. I said what I said.
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The aliens 941981 light years away looking at y’all tweets about them coming to earth knowing that they don’t even… https://t.co/TPdT6pHyb4
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mom i AM the friend that jumps off the bridge
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The world is a good place, it just has a bad yearbook photo.
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me adding things to my amazon wishlist like I can actually afford them
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I love when you're working at a restaurant & you're closing up the place & the last ppl there are like "u closing?"… https://t.co/dNPqLU03bF
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Women's lipbalm flavours: Strawberry Vanilla Orange Coconut Men's lipbalm flavours: Powdered rocks Chimney ash… https://t.co/iEYt5faFeU
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my cousin just told me she only listens to “depressing music” and then she put on 5 seconds of summer
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I know this has been said before but I HATEEE when android users say their camera is better than the iPhones I don'… https://t.co/Hxdr3HQWjn
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All of us: 2018 is going to be MY year 2018: