BuzzΒ·Posted on Jun 30, 201917 Absolutely Hysterical Tweets From This WeekA very interesting, funny week.by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Zach @Zach_Pope_ My mom specifically told my dad not to buy any dumb shit at the store just get stuff for the cookout tonight, this man walks in the house with his middle finger up and this in the other hand and said βdonβt tell me what to doβ π 08:13 PM - 22 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Tgflx @Tgflx1 Sometimes when my girl makes me mad I upload pictures with her forehead edited to be slightly bigger 02:37 AM - 27 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Jen Lewis @thisjenlewis I made a blobfish emoji as a joke and now I can't stop looking at it 10:29 PM - 27 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Lπ§πΎββοΈ @lynnnnnworld You ever quit a job application halfway through cause they askin Too Fucking Much?π 07:55 PM - 26 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch When youβre at an Italian restaurant and your friend starts saying ricotta and calamari all weird 10:42 PM - 27 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. π«ππΆπΈπ½ππ π¦ @vuhsachi Left my slide in the window for two months & it shrunk ππππ€£ 06:50 PM - 24 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Mark Magark @markedly Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance 02:39 AM - 25 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Lo Nichole @g0gurtz β¨fresh set π π»β¨ 04:45 PM - 23 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. chanel Ϋ΅ @KissMySnap LMAOOOOOO 11:44 PM - 26 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. jayla danielle π¦ @jayluuuuh canβt believe my child covered her face and flipped the camera off on this ultrasound π€¦πΎββοΈπ like who taught her this. 08:12 PM - 21 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. γ ππ½πΌ π γβ’οΈ @nbajofficial See this is why women live longer than men 04:47 PM - 26 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ABBA's Biggest Fan @JakeSwope Still can't believe I see tweets about people pissed off they didn't learn how to do their taxes in high school. Its fuckin simple, let me teach you real quick: Step 1. Get your W-2s Step 2. Give those to your dad Simple as that idiots. 06:03 PM - 25 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. adam @brokeangeI the pimple on my face when i call myself ugly because of it 02:29 PM - 26 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 16. πππ Έπ ½π Έππ @itmightbetrin 3 years later and I can still do a back flip 09:56 PM - 24 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. j @carIys Me all night Me all day when i should when i should be sleeping be awake 09:07 PM - 24 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite