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the one (1) granola bar in my stomach waiting for me to eat an actual meal
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They had me fucked up ❗️🤣
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What my food see from outside the microwave. 😂
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You know you’ve been in NY too long when u look at this and think, “wow that’s a really nice looking trash pile”
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Hello darkness my old friend. Darkness (2 days later): Sorry just saw this.
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This is how little kids stare at you in public areas for no reason
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My mom: My dog:
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The Holy Trinity
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College their campus students squirrels 🤝 zero survival instinct, probably trying to die
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Losing it over the energy in this tik tok rn... not one point was made
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me looking for a pic to post on instagram https://t.co/cMGPxl3dtH
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Mom: “You just took a nap!” Me: https://t.co/1puoLKwALX
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me at 3 am trying to figure out why I exist https://t.co/K1gsRqmWQp
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last night was a PowerPoint bro
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Chi ldren cken
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me trying to remember the last thing I said on snapchat https://t.co/iMDHcxh5QR