Buzz·Posted on Jul 14, 201919 Pee-Your-Pants Funny Tweets From This Week"If you take a Nyquil and a Dayquil at the same time your immune system takes a screenshot."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Ashley Mayer @ashleymayer The AirPod fell out of my ear several feet away from the edge of the subway platform, but I’ve never seen anything more inevitable. RIP little buddy. Thanks for all the podcasts. 11:33 PM - 09 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. T. Kyle @tkylemac gays: we want new music!!! pop queens: 07:02 PM - 09 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. audrey farnsworth @audipenny (opening my god damn email) there better not be any god damn emails in here 03:13 PM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. wilson @MediumWilly if you take a nyquil and a dayquil at the same time your immune system takes a screenshot 01:06 AM - 13 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Manny [#] @linkanized Me getting the star in mario kart 05:07 AM - 12 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. cass @cas1ynch Footage of me drunk af last night applying concealer to my lips thinking it was lip gloss I love myself 06:41 PM - 12 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Jordan @JordanApps applying my under eye cream before bed knowing I will wake up with the same dark circles I’ve always had 03:37 AM - 12 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. jack @fkajack nobody: the music industry after lady gaga debuted: 12:25 PM - 09 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. permanetly high @BhadDhad me fighting with my guardian angels after they accidentally let me catch feelings for someone who doesn't like me 02:47 AM - 09 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Almond @nutmilkfairy An 89 degree angle talking to a 90 degree angle: 11:08 PM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Warren @warrennoko What a fucking king 10:22 PM - 11 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 「desp」 @bigracks i hate job recruiters. what the fuck is a “cover letter”? bitch i’ll kill you 03:10 AM - 13 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. HOT GIRL MEG @theestallion Wendy a hot girl y’all lol https://t.co/ThBxirER6C 09:13 PM - 09 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Mom with the big questions. https://t.co/xbrhg8utpS 08:24 PM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 𝔇𝔦𝖆𝖓𝖆 @DlANADEE me after waking up with 0 notifications 02:50 AM - 12 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. SadeVEVO @fillegrossiere ??????????????????????????? https://t.co/UsYxEiRiyZ 08:22 PM - 12 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 🍯 on your biscuit @_prettylonglegs I was 12 ready to kill a husband I ain’t even have https://t.co/Jwem83ySmN 03:36 AM - 12 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 🥂 @reIayer girls be crying over a dude who reads at a 3rd grade level. he's not ignoring your text, he's sounding it out. give him a second. 09:13 PM - 13 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Videos Unusual @VideosUnusual When the doctor showed my mom my ultrasound 06:22 AM - 12 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite