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    17 Questions Straight Men Should Answer That Are Funny Because They're Accurate And Funny

    The swim trunks...

    I must admit, lighthearted dragging is my favorite. Here are some shady "questions" people on the internet have for straight men.

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    Why do straight men even try to be funny anymore when gay people exist?

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    why do straight men feel the need to spit on the ground while walking?

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    why do straight men exclude themselves from skincare for no good reason :( please wash ur face :(

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    Why do straight men have this weird obsession with the idea that we(gays) like yall because yall got a dick between your legs? Are you that dumb? Tf🙄

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    Why do straight men always have the audacity?

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    Why do straight men have the LONGEST swim trunks? Like we get it. You like women. But show some leg!

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    why do straight men pose in pic are always pointing at another man next to him? what is this hint? what are u trying to tell us?

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    why do straight men have twitter accounts what do they need them for

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    why do straight men love walking up the stairs two at a time

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    why do straight men think that being in the restroom is the perfect time to have a conversation.... my whole dick is out leave me alone

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    why do straight men refer to their acquaintances as “my buddy”

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    Why do (straight) men only own one mask 7 months into the pandemic?????

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    Why do straight men stand like they’re a kid who came into your room in the middle of the night to tell you they threw up

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    Why do straight men take memes so seriously LMFAO

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    Why do straight men wear boxers, basketball shorts, then pants/sweatpants .... wtf is that? Then they layer the sag... ughh .. WHAT IS THAT!!

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    17. In conclusion...

    So if you have answers — or even more questions — let me know in the comments below!