Buzz·Posted on Oct 4, 202017 Questions Straight Men Should Answer That Are Funny Because They're Accurate And FunnyThe swim trunks...by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink I must admit, lighthearted dragging is my favorite. Here are some shady "questions" people on the internet have for straight men. 1. antifa superspreader @CaelanConrad Why do straight men even try to be funny anymore when gay people exist? 01:05 PM - 22 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. spooky ronald (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡✧*。 @seismically why do straight men feel the need to spit on the ground while walking? 07:00 PM - 01 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ellie @ellieaddi why do straight men exclude themselves from skincare for no good reason :( please wash ur face :( 09:43 PM - 15 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 🏳️🌈Marley Santana *BLM*✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @SosukeSantana Why do straight men have this weird obsession with the idea that we(gays) like yall because yall got a dick between your legs? Are you that dumb? Tf🙄 12:49 AM - 30 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. KILLA KUSH @killakushla Why do straight men always have the audacity? 03:28 PM - 18 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Bilbo 🎃👻 Register to VOTE @bilbo813 Why do straight men have the LONGEST swim trunks? Like we get it. You like women. But show some leg! 07:48 PM - 20 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Sonia Eryka @SoniaEryka why do straight men pose in pic are always pointing at another man next to him? what is this hint? what are u trying to tell us? 08:07 AM - 19 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa why do straight men have twitter accounts what do they need them for 10:01 PM - 28 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. BOO-wark, LaGOURDia, Kennedy @jamesholod why do straight men love walking up the stairs two at a time 03:03 PM - 06 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Cupid’s Nut ♥ @damn_lui why do straight men think that being in the restroom is the perfect time to have a conversation.... my whole dick is out leave me alone 08:17 PM - 20 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. kelly🌻 @ummkelly why do straight men refer to their acquaintances as “my buddy” 09:19 PM - 02 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Stacy's Mom @abbypieger Why do (straight) men only own one mask 7 months into the pandemic????? 01:52 AM - 02 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jules 👁〰️👁🔪 @JuliaLardner Why do straight men stand like they’re a kid who came into your room in the middle of the night to tell you they threw up 03:25 AM - 01 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. dani @yungtyranny Why do straight men take memes so seriously LMFAO 03:59 PM - 28 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Nancy Pong @TaeganP Why do straight men wear boxers, basketball shorts, then pants/sweatpants .... wtf is that? Then they layer the sag... ughh .. WHAT IS THAT!! 12:21 AM - 01 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. AMANDA @mandaflamingo Why do straight men get loud cars 05:22 AM - 28 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. In conclusion... 🖤🦇 チサナ⁷ 🦇🖤 @starryjoonlight why do straight men 03:05 AM - 03 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite So if you have answers — or even more questions — let me know in the comments below!