I must admit, lighthearted dragging is my favorite. Here are some shady "questions" people on the internet have for straight men.
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why do straight men exclude themselves from skincare for no good reason :( please wash ur face :(
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HAHA why DO straight men reply to selfies with ๐? Like? Iโm not replying, cause what do you want me to say back? Peekaboo?
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why do straight men always use the ๐ฅ emoji its so cringe
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why do straight men think women wear makeup for them,,, i do my makeup for myself, the girls and the gays that's it โจโจ
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Why do straight men love to grill โจ๏ธasking for everybody
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Why do straight men have the LONGEST swim trunks? Like we get it. You like women. But show some leg!
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why do straight men find it so hard to move their hips
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why do straight men think its cute to constantly lick their lips Just put some carmex on that shit crusty Damn ..
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why do straight men walk THAT slow
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Why do straight men slam their weights on the floor at the gym after a set? Like for what? Did you get the girl? Did your house get any bigger? Did money just magically appear on trees? What good did slamming the weights do for you?
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Why do straight men have conversations while pooping in public bathrooms? WHY?!
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Why do straight men use their ceiling lights all day every day. Thatโs weird to me. Get a lamp
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why do straight men think they have adequate comebacks i swear to u i have never read a good comeback made by a straight cisgender male
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why do straight men pose in pic are always pointing at another man next to him? what is this hint? what are u trying to tell us?
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why do straight men have twitter accounts what do they need them for
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why do straight men love walking up the stairs two at a time
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WHY do straight men feel the need to moan at urinals