Have you ever gotten fired for something and then been like, "Yeah, I deserved that, TBH."
Here's what people shared:
1. "I used to work at Disney Land as a performer in their shows. This is when Miranda [my YouTube character I play] started to get big, so the cast would dare me to sing like Miranda. And I did. One day, Disney called me and fired me because my singing was not up to par and said I needed to get voice lessons. I was singing off-key, off pitch, on purpose."
2. "I got fired for breadsticks. I was working at Target in the food section. A coworker wanted to buy breadsticks. I gave them to her for the price of a silly straw: 25 cents. That's 75 cents off, people. Manager called me in the office and I got fired."
3. "I got fired from Starbucks for giving a venti for a price of a tall to an employee, who also got fired."
4. "My best friend and I managed a restaurant together. We would shut down the restaurant early. We would hide under the tables to hide from customers. We would hold up orders from customers so that we could make deep-fried Oreos, which the restaurant didn't serve. We would make Slip 'N Slides out of the server trays. Then, one time, I got in a physical fight with another employee and met their friends outside, too."
5. "I used to work at Starbucks. I used to do my daily work screams. After a while, I was so sick of working there. I put in my two weeks. I hate the customers. They made my life literal hell. Someone reported me because of my daily work screams. Corporate got in contact with me and said don't bother with the two weeks. I was fired."
6. "I got way too drunk at a bar, while I was on shift. Then, I came back and went into the staff room — which was visible to customers — and did not close the door. I started peeing on everything in there. This was also the room where employees would hang their coats and purses. So I started peeing, not even really near the toilet. A manager walked in, I offered him drugs, and the next day, I got so fired."
7. "I used to work at an eyeglasses place. They ripped people off. The lenses people paid $600 and up for, we paid $5 to $20 to make. Gucci, Ray-Ban, whatever. I was a sales rep and I saw the saddest people come in. It would fuck me up because I knew they couldn't afford it and I knew how little we paid to make them. So, I started stealing glasses and I started working with my lenses tech, and we just started making these kids' glasses for free. Fuck capitalism."
8. “I worked at a juice bar. We had a sink that was in the wall. There was one day where I was like, ‘This looks like a really good resting place for me.’ I was very tired from making acai bowls. I sat on the sink and felt myself slipping off. I was like, ‘Woah, this is cool.’ I sat there for a minute, feeling the gravitational pull. Then, when I got up, I realized it wasn’t gravity; it was the sink giving in because I was too heavy for it to hold. When they asked what happened, I lied. Then, they checked the security camera and saw me sitting on the sink for two minutes.”
9. "I used to show up to work, drunk as fuck, leave, go to a happy hour, still clocked in. Apparently, that's time fraud. I did that so often and they started to catch on."
10. "I farted over the loudspeaker at the car dealership."
