On Saturday, @HashtagRoundup asked people to share their snappiest comebacks, using the hashtag #SnappyComebacks.
#SnappyComebacks is this week's @KatterdayFunny hosted by @KattFunny
Here's what the people of Twitter came up with:
1.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom manufacturer. #SnappyComebacks
2.
I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home. #SnappyComebacks
3.
#SnappyComebacks I’d tell you to go fuck your self but you’d be pretty disappointed
4.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart #SnappyComebacks
5.
Here's a row of chairs for you, now take a seat bitch #SnappyComebacks
6.
#SnappyComebacks you have more baggage than an airport.
7.
#SnappyComebacks I'd agree with you, but then we would both be wrong
8.
#SnappyComebacks you have more issues than Vogue
9.
#SnappyComebacks I'd rearrange your face but it would be an improvement
10.
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me either. #SnappyComebacks
11.
Nancy Astor: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Winston Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it." #SnappyComebacks
12.
#SnappyComebacks I’m like rubber. You’re like glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
13.
Don’t think too hard. That brain cell is all you’ve got left. #SnappyComebacks
14.
Yeah, that's usually what dumb people say. #SnappyComebacks
**Ok gtg write these down to use in the future**
