50 Tweets From 2019 That'll Make Gays LOL

    So basically the best tweets of 2019.

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    Gay culture is sitting in awkward silence as your straight friends talk about stuff you can’t relate to at all.

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    Me after making someone watch a movie I love

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    7 year old me when I came back home like two hours after trying to run away

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    I asked this straight dude what his skincare routine was and he said he wasn’t gay.

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    I present you: Guy on Grindr indoctrinating me about Fairly Odd Parents gay tea. Honestly the nicest guy too.

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    Have you ever had those days when you’re stuck in a situation like, “I’m too fucking gay for this shit?”

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    being gay is expensive and exhausting

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    when another gay gets into your Uber:

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    My cousin got photos back from her wedding and...

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    Here’s a video I made with a completely original thought I came up with.

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    straight white boys act like making it on their college’s barstool page is the equivalent of winning a nobel prize

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    If you pretended these were purses as a child, you’re gay now.

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    Gays when the weather hits 60 degrees starter pack

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    Google Maps: It will take 17 minutes to walk to your destination. A gay pedestrian:

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    Being gay in public like: https://t.co/B27gpDnZ2G

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    no one: gays with one dangly earring: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | †

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    plant gays comparing their plants

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    being gay isn’t all about homosexuality okay?? there is a large percentage that is taking care of pets and then also depression

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    there wasn’t a single gay guy involved in the gatekeeping process on this product launch huh

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    Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s an involuntary thing that happens when J.K. Rowling decides it’s your time.

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    my mom when she was pregnant with me: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | gay \ | disaster | | / | / | / | |

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    people still use gay as an insult? i’d be more insulted to be called straight

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    me in P.E when the coach would make my gay ass go to the boys side and play sports with them

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    fellas, is it gay to not die of liver failure? https://t.co/3UizlT0pZI

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    if someone you know bleaches their hair, CHECK ON THEM!! they are going through something!! https://t.co/klevSpsCJG

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    Gay culture is referring to your friend as both he and she in the same text.

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    Adding both “around” and “ish” qualifiers to your anticipated arrival time is gay culture.

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    When the Uber driver’s Grindr notification interrupts the music playing —

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    Nobody: Guy I haven’t talked to in 6 months:

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    Why does every straight guy look emotionally constipated and for God’s sake why is that my fetish?

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    me in middle school vs me in college

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    gays wearing the same two (2) pride outfits from H&M

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    "A joy to have in class!" was always code for gay. https://t.co/zNFHpjgL1q

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    the girl wearing a skirt as a top after Hilary Duff told her to stop saying "that's so gay"

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    me: capitalizing on LGBT themed merchandise during pride month is a shallow and apolitical attempt at supporting the gay community driven only by corporate greed. *clothing store doesnt have a pride section* me:

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    always the gay rat bridesmaid never the gay rat bride

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    This shot is beautiful and should be studied in any film studies class

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    the gay couple in modern family calling their daughter for dinner

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    if this was ur favorite part in the power rangers movie ur gay now

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    the PE teachers in my school flirting after their gay students have sat out on their class for the fifth week in a row

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    When someone asks me what one of the letters in LGBTQIA stands for

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    gays leaving the club at sunrise after a night of bad decisions

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    me emailing my coworkers repeatedly after not getting a reply

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    Gay culture is someone introducing them self to you despite having met you 6 times

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    Gay culture is using humor at work to try and distract people from the fact you’re always late and don’t actually do anything useful