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lady on say yes to the dress: “my budget today is four thousand dollars” ten year old me w/ no concept of money: “fckin cheap ass”
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Google Slides. Google Docs.
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what if u had to have sex every day during pregnancy to keep building the baby
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Smh my girlfriend and I get a cat and suddenly we don’t know how to act
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it is https://t.co/lvNCPG8Epj
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Gonna tell my kids these are the Founding Fathers
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The three genders.
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Me high looking at myself in the security camera at CVS
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me logging on to collect my two likes
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My parents met when my dad kept unfollowing and refollowing my mom until she followed back
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me: face down, ass up funeral director: absolutely not
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I may be ugly but I used to be uglier
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when you fail a test but get the hardest question right https://t.co/UV5vbg0Hf9
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KNSNSKS MY MOM JUST TOLD ME SHE GOT AN EMAIL FROM MY TEACHER EARLIER AND IM JUST OMG PLEASE I-
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me posting a pic on ig every two months
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my ideal husband has 23 instagram followers and his best pic of himself is from 3 years ago
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who tf came into the store and did this
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three 29 yr olds with their 30 yr old friend https://t.co/QBj3UIMAPj