Matthew McConaughey Joined Instagram With The Most Matthew McConaughizational Way

    "Let's keep the high eye, not the low eye."

    Actor Matthew McConaughey joined Instagram on Monday, using the username @officiallymcconaughey.

    His bio is *chef's kiss*, especially the pickle expert part.

    His first post was a video and it was very, very, very Matthew McConaughey.

    He begins the post with telling people he wants people to see him when they come to his page. Yup, it's written on a black screen with an interesting font choice.

    "This is my first venture into sharing myself and my views with the world and I’m a little bit nervous about it because quite frankly, I know I want to have a monologue, I’m not sure I want to have the dialogue."

    He then proceeds to crack up laughing.

    “I’m looking forward to sharing who I am with you. I’m looking forward to seeing if who I am translate — if what I want to share translates, if it tickles your funny bone, if it makes you think a second, if it makes your heart swell up a little bit, if it makes you take a quiet moment and go for a walk and check i in with the 'M' and the 'E.'"

    "Let’s have some fun with it, though. Let's keep the high eye, not the low eye."

    Yup, sounds about right for Matthew.

    Anyway, Reese Witherspoon and Jessica Chastain were here for it.

    But what I want to know is — are you?! Let me know what you think of his Insta debut in the comments below!