Kevin Hart's Less-Than-Perfect First Pitch Has Celebs, Athletes, And Fans Dragging Him

    "I would’ve stole 2nd and 3rd on this slow ass shit." — Ice Cube

    Obviously, you know comedian Kevin Hart.

    Well, on Wednesday, he threw the first pitch at the Cubs game.

    Ok, first it was hilarious. The pre-pitch ridiculousness was iconic:

    But the pitch itself was pretty rough.

    Take note of the ball not actually reaching the plate:

    Maybe he was channeling Mariah's iconic pitch?

    Either way, celebs teased him:

    I would’ve stole 2nd and 3rd on this slow ass shit... https://t.co/uhWs0l38Cd

    Athletes teased him:

    How did you hold that @KevinHart4real 😂😂😂 I wish I was playing against the @Cubs tonight https://t.co/yJyeYgtjuS

    Fans, too:

    @MLB @TheRock Don’t give up your day or night job 😂😂

    Even the damn MLB had jokes:

    LOL...well, at least we know Kevin Hart can definitely take a joke.

    So, thank you, Kevin, for this already-iconic moment in sports history: