Buzz·Posted on Jun 25, 2017Here Are 21 Just Really Funny Tweets From This WeekDead.by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. $am™ @toxickilos y'all are scared of getting caught lying and getting kidnapped but this is why I'm scared of the new update LMAOOO 03:38 AM - 24 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Martin Truther King @brownlashon me quote tweeting an article with a whole ass opinion after only reading the headline 04:27 PM - 19 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Des @Dessi_xo instagram needs to fucking stop, i'm not interested in seeing posts from days ago OK i want to know what my bitches… https://t.co/RUYKorT8QO 10:24 PM - 18 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. pierce 🍒 @piercespears 1960s: let's invent the internet in case there's a nuclear winter and no way of communication the internet today: 03:47 AM - 20 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. John Wayne @abedelrey When you ask a coworker for help and you hear someone in line breathe a little too deep 03:38 PM - 19 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @abedelrey 11. YaLocalWhiteBoy @NoHoesGeorge To everyone who hasn't gone out this summer: 01:22 AM - 19 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. diego @shadesof666 im fucking crying the text says "i'm trying to give him positive role models" 07:16 PM - 19 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. cody @jk06701554 jay z's verse in monster 06:18 AM - 18 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Wes🗡 @Iowkeywes LMAOOO I'm crying, since my mom always says she doesn't want anything for her birthday my sister literally got that… https://t.co/TppFA7fzVs 10:35 PM - 24 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 16. 17. Lil Scrappy @ayahnaaragon If your friends don't leave comments on ur pics like dis, they not your friends 11:19 PM - 21 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. em @EmmaGyde Had 2 have my makeup done 4 a fashion show 2day. Went into ESTÉE LAUDER and the 'professional artist' genuinely tho… https://t.co/sqxpkrecBA 07:55 PM - 22 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 20. 21.