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Sister got engaged this weekend and I dressed as a bush in the wilderness to watch/capture the moment. We are 1 yr apart.. why are our lives so different rofl
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STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING reese is learning how to tiktok and thats very important give her some credits
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Me to my dog after we realize it was the ice maker that made that noise and not a serial killer https://t.co/HTARCl3Ru9
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Me telling my friends how I’m about to marry somebody I met 15 minutes ago vs me talking about the same person a week later
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remember MySpace where we could autoplay music on our page and visibly rank our friends by how much we loved them... what kind of sociopathic shit....
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New profile pic of @lizzo and me. Credit to Strawberry_cherub on Instagram.
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When u find out he didn’t ghost you, he just got arrested 🥰>>>
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computer science major schedule: 1. beep 2. boop 3. boop 4. bop 5. 100k salary
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literally no one: bitches who put eyelashes on their headlights:
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guess i need a new job!! :,(
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Me doing both Estelle and Kanye’s parts in American boy https://t.co/pikWDJUcLe
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gays and their english teacher
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Usher thinking he in the middle has me screaming https://t.co/821K5iqcCW
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Me leaving my room to go accuse everyone in the house of stealing my charger I misplaced https://t.co/EhEi8ET3kP
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the text messages and snapchats i send at 4:30am are none of my business and please do not talk to me about them the next day
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my next relationship better be my last because i'm tired of telling guys my favorite color
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Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and water & when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect its identity