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    Updated on Nov 19, 2019. Posted on Nov 18, 2019

    16 Hilarious Gay Tweets From This Week

    "As gay people we get to choose our family, and then have sex with all of them."

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    I don't understand gay people anymore

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    Attention gays: The sidewalks are getting super icy. Bring your walking pace down to a heterosexual level in unsalted areas. Stay safe 🙏🏼

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    My crush and I have this hilarious inside joke where I text him and he doesn’t respond lmao I just texted once more, and AGAIN...nothing from him! 😂😂😂 We’re hilarious, I can’t wait for us to get a dog (or just a drink or coffee, even)

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    If you had one of these as a kid you’re gay now

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    I’m still blocked from the McClelland Family Thanksgiving Facebook event because my homophobic aunt is hosting it again Still gonna show up tho

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    This is the future liberals want https://t.co/D67mCr4dVS

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    As gay people we get to CHOOSE our family, and then HAVE sex with all of them

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    Gay culture is walking and all of a sudden asking yourself “why am I holding my phone like THAT?”

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    you werent born gay, you chose to listen to blank space by taylor swift on repeat when you were 11 and now look where you are.

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    gays really see 5 pixels that vaguely form the shape of a man and be asking “who that” https://t.co/gb8JNUtQ2f

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    you weren’t born gay, you chose rainbow goldfish as your lunch snack. you chose this.

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    me locking my phone and rolling over after a boy on the apps says “you free tonight?”

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    i ......... did not think this was about blouses and i was like, i understand sis. 😂 https://t.co/nMdSQ6I03P

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