Buzz·Updated on Nov 19, 2019. Posted on Nov 18, 201916 Hilarious Gay Tweets From This Week"As gay people we get to choose our family, and then have sex with all of them."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. cgguy66 @cgguy66 I don't understand gay people anymore 08:23 PM - 13 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Kalob Gossett @KalobGossett Attention gays: The sidewalks are getting super icy. Bring your walking pace down to a heterosexual level in unsalted areas. Stay safe 🙏🏼 01:11 AM - 14 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking My crush and I have this hilarious inside joke where I text him and he doesn’t respond lmao I just texted once more, and AGAIN...nothing from him! 😂😂😂 We’re hilarious, I can’t wait for us to get a dog (or just a drink or coffee, even) 05:55 PM - 14 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ZNT @ZachNoeTowers If you had one of these as a kid you’re gay now 11:33 PM - 13 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. The Q Files Pod 👻 Lana Del Gay 🏳️🌈 @McClellandShane I’m still blocked from the McClelland Family Thanksgiving Facebook event because my homophobic aunt is hosting it again Still gonna show up tho 06:06 PM - 13 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. VENUS ENVY @VenusEnvyDrag This is the future liberals want https://t.co/D67mCr4dVS 12:24 AM - 13 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Jon-Michael Poff @JMPoff you: vers me, an intellectual: 03:31 PM - 16 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Justin Randall @imjustinrandall As gay people we get to CHOOSE our family, and then HAVE sex with all of them 06:25 PM - 15 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Twitter: @ZachNoeTowers 10. Nicky Thomas @_NickyThomas Gay culture is walking and all of a sudden asking yourself “why am I holding my phone like THAT?” 03:17 PM - 17 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. rian misses parx @glitterttimes you werent born gay, you chose to listen to blank space by taylor swift on repeat when you were 11 and now look where you are. 04:58 PM - 17 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. c @wahadwaishrun gays really see 5 pixels that vaguely form the shape of a man and be asking “who that” https://t.co/gb8JNUtQ2f 06:44 PM - 13 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. megs ♡ || kami kin 🎄 @feralshooks you weren’t born gay, you chose rainbow goldfish as your lunch snack. you chose this. 05:40 AM - 17 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Renata Klein @kenny_benj me locking my phone and rolling over after a boy on the apps says “you free tonight?” 11:12 PM - 17 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sexy Emily Dickinson @Neil_McNeil Di.... did SNL just call me out???? 07:03 PM - 17 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. #PettyPendergrass @ashoncrawley i ......... did not think this was about blouses and i was like, i understand sis. 😂 https://t.co/nMdSQ6I03P 12:15 AM - 17 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Enjoy reading gay tweets? We've got more gay tweet roundups here!