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I don't understand gay people anymore
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Attention gays: The sidewalks are getting super icy. Bring your walking pace down to a heterosexual level in unsalted areas. Stay safe 🙏🏼
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My crush and I have this hilarious inside joke where I text him and he doesn’t respond lmao I just texted once more, and AGAIN...nothing from him! 😂😂😂 We’re hilarious, I can’t wait for us to get a dog (or just a drink or coffee, even)
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If you had one of these as a kid you’re gay now
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I’m still blocked from the McClelland Family Thanksgiving Facebook event because my homophobic aunt is hosting it again Still gonna show up tho
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This is the future liberals want https://t.co/D67mCr4dVS
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you: vers me, an intellectual:
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As gay people we get to CHOOSE our family, and then HAVE sex with all of them
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Gay culture is walking and all of a sudden asking yourself “why am I holding my phone like THAT?”
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you werent born gay, you chose to listen to blank space by taylor swift on repeat when you were 11 and now look where you are.
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gays really see 5 pixels that vaguely form the shape of a man and be asking “who that” https://t.co/gb8JNUtQ2f
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you weren’t born gay, you chose rainbow goldfish as your lunch snack. you chose this.
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me locking my phone and rolling over after a boy on the apps says “you free tonight?”
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Di.... did SNL just call me out????
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i ......... did not think this was about blouses and i was like, i understand sis. 😂 https://t.co/nMdSQ6I03P