1. 𝒷𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝑒 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂 𝒽𝑜𝓁𝑒 @wealthygay no one: forever 21 t-shirt: i eat pizza for a living and fuck ur dad 03:02 AM - 13 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. teddy v 2.0 @teddyvalenzuela So happy that I got this bag. Now I never have to go anywhere without carrying the things I need most 03:48 AM - 14 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. theera✨🦄 @theera_29 Hi we were recording for our chem video and this happened😕 04:47 AM - 11 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. (((Sᴄʀᴜ̈ᴇɢɢS))) @scrueggs Me, opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off: 03:30 AM - 10 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. emma @emamma_mia just remembered that multiple people see my side profile every day 08:01 PM - 13 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Killa @killaLaura I put the “no” in “I’ll let you know” 05:06 PM - 10 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Abu Bakr 📿 @terayabbu NAH HAHAHA 05:54 PM - 12 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. babyfat @OWWIEZ oh my god 03:09 AM - 08 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Arianne @badbitchbeys y’all i’m at my friends house and i go to use the bathroom and- 01:41 AM - 08 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. bibson @unbibs u okay homie u barely touched ur açaí 05:51 PM - 12 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. JB KNOCKOUT @JbKnockout My future dog picking me up drunk https://t.co/C6LweFWCXt 12:15 AM - 12 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Kellie Spangler @kellie_spangler A Dad checking his son’s search history for the first time 04:09 AM - 11 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 🦋 @ambermariexoo yall be 16 talking about "i don't date for fun, i date for marriage." go study for social studies 03:37 PM - 09 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. lil uzi hurt @LameAsChris its only me and this girl on a google doc rn... my palms are so sweaty 03:10 AM - 09 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Christopher @cehm27 When my friends invite me out for just one drink and I end up getting home at 4am. 09:52 PM - 10 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ￼ @lowkeyclutch “do I look good?” friend: yeah you look fine. let’s go me looking at myself in the mirror: 09:15 PM - 13 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. hamza 🤡 @khanyew3st Guys I just seen this girl crying outside of my local mall. I asked her what's wrong, she said she lost 200$. So I gave her 40$ from the 200$ I picked up at the entrance. When God blesses you, you must bless others. Spread love. ❤️❤️ 05:58 PM - 09 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite If you want to read some more hilarious tweets, we've got a bunch here!