Here are some funny tweets from this week for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy, and stay safe.
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no freaking way. that’s my dad’s mom
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No more iconic diss track than “You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch.” Just dragging the hell out him line after line.
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There’s a little guy under the refrigerator that needs water just like we do, that’s why you gotta kick the ice cubes there
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i coulda went pro if PE was recorded
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my mom's butternut squash hybridized with something. may I present to you: the longnut
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“stop crying, it’s just a movie” the movie:
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20-30% off is not a sale
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“get me another plate but say it’s for you”
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When i put "👀👀👀" this is what I mean
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ME AND MY COUSIN WENT FOR A WALK AND THIS MF PULLED OUT COKE????????
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this is a BBL machine for bears.
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When you get kidnapped and you realise it’s the first time someone chose you, over everybody
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the feminine urge to take 7000 pictures WITH flash each and every time you consume alcohol
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😭😭😭 yeah this is the one
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Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson
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WAP is the only song to my knowledge that contains the word Gobble and thus should be the official song of Thanksgiving
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what if nipples clicked in & out like pens