Buzz·Posted on Feb 10, 202017 Very Funny Tweets From This WeekSTOP proposing in Olive Gardens.by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Sigh, it's Ashley @AshToTheFuture I waitressed at olive garden for years and no amount of training can prepare you for the number of men who think it's ok to propose to their girlfriends in an olive garden on valentine's day 10:55 AM - 07 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Agar Ramelas @the_chaparrin I asked for a DARK coffee, not a Depressed one 🤦🏽♂️ 06:07 PM - 07 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. kendra @kendraaaleighh I was just at starbucks on my lunch break and the guy in front of me in line asked the barista if they could crumble up 2 blueberry scones and blend them into his drink. not sure what his story is but i hope he finds peace 08:55 PM - 05 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. elliot g @ElliotG78 my favourite tv moment was when i got voted off the weakest link, and host cornelia frances said "i understand you like golf. well your teammates have decided your game was below par" to which i said 'that's a good thing" and they had to do a retake and change the script for her 04:03 AM - 07 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Brody Edwards @Brody_Edwards24 doing taxes is so easy idk what you guys are talking about Step 1: get your W-2’s Step 2: give them to your dad i don’t know what so hard about that. 04:54 AM - 08 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. martial @Okslaw_11 When you discover new music and your entire life has purpose again https://t.co/eg30x61YRI 05:23 PM - 05 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. yung waluigi @sadgayboi me to ppl i’ve met four times 06:20 PM - 05 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Simon Curtis @simoncurtis me getting ready to suggest cheesecake factory to the group 05:17 PM - 05 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. randy @leakypod probably the last thing i’d do if i inherited billions of dollars from my parents is fight crime dressed as a bat 08:11 PM - 04 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. bunklore @bunklore The guy delivering statues at the Independent Spirit Awards didn’t bother to put down his sandwich before coming onstage. 11:45 PM - 08 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking Just experienced LA to its fullest. A girl ate a habanero pepper and panicked and someone offered her a glass of milk and she paused mid freak out and goes “do you have almond milk?” 12:36 AM - 09 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Paul McCallion @OrangePaulp someone cut in front of me at Trader Joe’s 12:15 AM - 06 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 🎸 @__jron when the waiter gets my entire meal wrong but it’s okay cause she was trying her best https://t.co/RquPyK6lNi 06:29 PM - 04 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Paul 😂🤣🤪 @PaulLaugh44 “Bring me Solo” 🙂 09:09 PM - 09 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. esosa @godesosax one time this girl invited me over at like 2 am and i thought it was for sex but she just sang to me n held my hand.... 05:51 AM - 04 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Mallory Rubin @MalloryRubin The honor of a lifetime 03:18 AM - 10 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Kelley Valentime's Day L Word Barista Quinn @heyKQ i believe this insane / horny valentine my youngest sister made for a school project deserves wider attention 06:16 PM - 06 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite See previous weeks' #Tweets here.