Buzz·Posted on Oct 7, 201917 Funny AF Tweets From This Week"Have you ever realized your jaw has been tightly clenched for the last 15 years?"by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ˗ˏˋ 𝒎𝒆𝒈𝒔!ˎˊ˗ @localfratrat i was a four loko but he wanted a white claw - rupi kaur 04:34 PM - 30 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. j @actualmeyo Travis and Stormi spying on Tyga and Kylie. 09:57 AM - 03 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. гунас @OBLOMOVITE dads be like “go help ur mother” bro go help ur wife 08:38 AM - 01 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ashlyn @AshlynDanyela ladies & gentlemen, i present to you my dads halloween costume 12:25 AM - 30 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐲𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 @kayyorkcity Me: should I just text him again? everyone: https://t.co/7YHs9Sjhv5 11:20 PM - 30 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. jollof papi @Damilola707 If Obama like being little spoon then who am I to deny myself such pleasure https://t.co/9MD6W6PVC4 03:33 PM - 03 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. mia @mia_edwards here’s live footage of michael and i minding our own business until A SEA LION CAME CHARGING AT US FROM THE OCEAN. enjoy 01:00 AM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. michael vincent @mvddm This baby bad as hellll 05:01 PM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. darwin @itssdarwinn this how hurricanes start 06:34 PM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ☮Marissa☮ @AmourMarissa Time for me and my momma to start our annual argument over this password. https://t.co/5psJTN7bsT 11:13 PM - 30 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. lil estaban @lilestaban the the doors of a vibes dudes jeep wrangler 🤝 are off for some fucking reason 01:02 AM - 04 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. ErBear @Rica_Bee me before coffee: ugh why is everyone shouting me after coffee: okay yes I do see the fire now 10:29 PM - 04 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 🍒 @h0egenic me at 8 years oId when i toId my parents i was gonna run away and realized i had nowhere to go 03:52 PM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. kathleen barber @katelizabee Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks! 09:22 PM - 03 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ellory smith spooky & hot @ellorysmith have you ever been chilling minding your own business and realize your jaw has been tightly clenched for the last 15 years 05:50 PM - 04 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. eric curtin @dubstep4dads this dude was vibing so hard back in the day 05:51 PM - 03 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Marc @MarcSnetiker Imagine an e-mail finding you well 05:35 PM - 01 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite If you want to read some more hilarious tweets, we've got a bunch here!